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How to WIN! August 23, 2015

Posted by Retired Geezer in Crime, Man Laws.

… at Rock Paper Scissors.

It’s Science, beyotches!


1. Retired Geezer - August 23, 2015

Short Version:
If you LOSE, play what didn’t come up.
If you Win, play what they just played.

2. lauraw - August 23, 2015

No matter what they play, you can always expect to be victorious, if you use the superior strategy of a blowgun dart to the neck.

3. Sobek - August 23, 2015

Sucker punch to the kidneys.

4. lauraw - August 24, 2015

Ah, yes. Good move. ‘Rock crushes Kidneys.’

5. Retired Geezer - August 24, 2015

Ewww… too much like Kidneys pass stones.
Dave knows.

6. Bunk Strutts - August 31, 2015

Play the same throw two times and watch what your opponent throws, then follow the pattern above. Watch for the late mid-throw change, and change yours. Loudly accuse your opponent of cheating, then cheat like he did.

That’s how politics works as well.

7. daveintexas - September 1, 2015


8. Bunk Strutts - September 1, 2015


9. Bunk Strutts - September 1, 2015

Oh. Those.

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