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Touch Your Butt Sweater January 6, 2016

Posted by skinbad in Music, Technology.
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I was checking Amazon to see if they had a CD for “Touch Your Woman” by Dolly Parton–no, I won’t explain why. Well, the helpful search suggestions popped up and I had to save a copy. Search suggestions are indeed like a box of half-eaten chocolates that you find at a bus stop. You never know what diseases they could lead to.

Touch your butt sweater

 

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1. skinbad - January 6, 2016

I guess you’ll need to click to embiggen.

2. Retired Geezer - January 6, 2016

Mrs. Geezer knitted a Butt Sweater for me one Christmas.

3. Retired Geezer - January 6, 2016

Also, I did the lighting for the Butt Sweaters when they opened for Nine Inch Gnarls in Las Vegas.

4. lauraw - January 6, 2016

I used to date a guy who was a butt sweater. Bought him a can of Gold Bond powder for Christmas and never saw him again.

5. daveintexas - January 7, 2016

PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND

6. skinbad - January 7, 2016

My Scandinavian ancestors evolved to not grow their own butt sweaters. They relied on the downy feathers of snowy owls and and the pelts of ermine to keep their butts warms.

7. skinbad - January 7, 2016

BTW, if you click on the “touch your genitals hand sanitizer” it’s a pretty funny gag gift. Of course, then you’ll have to do what I did and click on about 10 more things to get that out of your Amazon browsing history.

8. lauraw - January 8, 2016

Those poor owls. How long did they have to stay there?

9. lauraw - January 8, 2016

An ermine is a kind of weasel, right? Sounds like a good way to get bit in the jimmies.

10. skinbad - January 8, 2016

Personal hygiene is important in the arctic. Skid marks are hard to hide on the local fauna.

11. Retired Geezer - January 9, 2016

I thought of lauraw when I read this on Twitter: @theHatdog

Based on the cheers and screams, my homemade spider canon was a big New Year’s success.

12. Retired Geezer - January 9, 2016

and this:

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

13. Retired Geezer - January 9, 2016

Don’t judge me because I really laughed at this one.

Me: goodnight kids
Kids: goodnight dad
Me: goodnight monster that eats children who are bad
Wife: [through radio under the bed] GOODNIGHT

14. lauraw - January 9, 2016

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

I saw that one on my phone when I was at Dad’s house on Friday, and I read it to him, and we laughed together. So I guess you know me pretty well!


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