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He Must Have Been Following the US Presidential Election August 20, 2016

Posted by geoff in News.
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“Indian man has 40 knives removed from stomach after ‘urge to eat them'”

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I know, brother, I know. Sometimes you feel like that Sweet Meteor of Death just can’t get here fast enough.

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1. Farid - August 20, 2016

He wasn’t able to digest ’em all though, was he?

2. Jimbro - August 20, 2016

When I moonlighted at a psych hospital the patients would swallow pens occasionally to get a free trip to the hospital and an endoscopy to retrieve it. Pretty sure the primary motivation was boredom and a desire for a change in scenery.

3. Tushar - August 21, 2016

Almost all doctors I know have horror stories of patients who inserted an assortment of household objects up their rectum and could not extract them.

Bottles, cellphones, remotes, spatulas, sticks, pipes, fruits and vegetables, root vegetables like potatoes- the list is endless.

4. digitalbrownshirt - August 21, 2016

If nothing else, I feel better about my life for awhile.


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