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Culinary Opportunities September 7, 2016

Posted by geoff in News.
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Now that pandas are no longer considered “Endangered” (they’re now categorized as “Vulnerable”), I’m envisioning a new line of meat products: panda steaks, panda brisket, and, of course, panda burgers. Just look at all that meat on the hoof:

OK, so it looks like we’re not likely to see cowboys herding pandas to stockyards anytime soon. Or ever, looking at the energy level of those little guys.

Maybe a line of live panda pillows would be more realistic.

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2. veeshir - September 7, 2016

I want a panda-leather jacket.

That would be much nicer than my Dalmatian coat I got at a yard sale in England once.

3. digitalbrownshirt - September 7, 2016

I need a panda hat like the one in Tropic Thunder.

4. vaitguy - September 9, 2016

Then of course BRAAIIINNNS and gonads. For medicinal purposes, you know.


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