Man Mounts Manatee, Makes Meddlers Mad September 24, 2016Posted by geoff in News.
What kind of country do we live in, where a man can’t saddle up a manatee and take a spin around a lagoon?
A Florida man was arrested for allegedly attempting to ride the back of a manatee in the Florida Keys, police say.
Police charged 47-year-old James Massengale Jr. with annoying, molesting, harassing, or disturbing a manatee after a witness saw the man “touching and laying” on top of two adult manatees and their calves at Islamorada Library Beach, NBC 6 reported.
If being a manatee cowboy is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
I leave you with the world’s greatest manatee song, which is probably also the world’s worst manatee song and most mediocre manatee song: