Clinton Email Thread October 28, 2016Posted by Sobek in News.
I’m curious to hear your reactions to the news this morning. Let me offer up a few options:
1. Hooray, this will finally end Hillary’s shot at the Presidency!
2. Hooray, she’ll finally be properly investigated and then thrown in jail!
3. Whatever. It won’t cost her a single vote, because her voters know she’s crooked and don’t care.
4. Whatever. She’s too rich and powerful to even get indicted, let alone convicted, let alone see a day in jail.
5. Comey finally saw the light and decided to do the right thing.
6. Comey was forced to do it because of the hit to his reputation.
7. Comey was forced to do it under that of mutiny by FBI agents.
8. Comey did it because Obama told him to (a lot of options for this one, like “Obama knows that such-and-such is about to come out and wants to distance himself from Hilary”).
9. Comey did it because Hillary double crossed him somehow.
10. Comey did it when he realized Andrew McCabe got half a million out of Hillary’s minions, and Comey himself only got $250k.
11. Comey did it because he’s a Republican hack who wants to throw the election to Trump.
12. Comey did it because he realized Trump will win, and wants to make nice with his future boss .
13. We should all start (or continue) drinking heavily.
14. I like turtles.