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Clinton Email Thread October 28, 2016

Posted by Sobek in News.

I’m curious to hear your reactions to the news this morning. Let me offer up a few options:

1. Hooray, this will finally end Hillary’s shot at the Presidency!

2. Hooray, she’ll finally be properly investigated and then thrown in jail!

3. Whatever. It won’t cost her a single vote, because her voters know she’s crooked and don’t care.

4. Whatever. She’s too rich and powerful to even get indicted, let alone convicted, let alone see a day in jail.

5. Comey finally saw the light and decided to do the right thing.

6. Comey was forced to do it because of the hit to his reputation.

7. Comey was forced to do it under that of mutiny by FBI agents.

8. Comey did it because Obama told him to (a lot of options for this one, like “Obama knows that such-and-such is about to come out and wants to distance himself from Hilary”).

9. Comey did it because Hillary double crossed him somehow.

10. Comey did it when he realized Andrew McCabe got half a million out of Hillary’s minions, and Comey himself only got $250k.

11. Comey did it because he’s a Republican hack who wants to throw the election to Trump.

12. Comey did it because he realized Trump will win, and wants to make nice with his future boss .

13. We should all start (or continue) drinking heavily.

14. I like turtles.


1. romancingmyself - October 28, 2016

I like turtles too. And there are many colors of red bricks… did you know that ? Here, let me pour you another drink.

2. lauraw - October 29, 2016

Deer eat baby birds.

3. Sobek - October 29, 2016

Really? Gross.

4. veeshir - October 29, 2016

Babies eat deer turds.

5. lauraw - October 30, 2016

Nature does not give a damn about Disney movies.

6. Tushar - October 31, 2016

First 4 questions ask ‘what will happen’ answers are 3 & 4. She will win anyway.
5-12 are irrelevant.
13 & 14 are yes.

7. Bunk Strutts - November 1, 2016

Soros’ voting machines return to locked default settings at 00:01AM 8 November;

Clinton is elected and sworn in, is subsequently convicted of crimes, hospitalized, or otherwise declared unfit;

Tim Kaine takes over and begins The Great Purge;

Getting sent #TwitterGulag includes a stint at Parchman’s Farm of indefinite duration;

All private sector salaries and wages are equalized and frozen at minimum wage;

Beer and cake are declared entitlements and are provided free to the public at national dispensaries.

US Citizens begin a mass migraton to Venezuela.

8. Cathy - November 3, 2016

Texas finally secedes. Fin.

9. geoff - November 3, 2016

Beer and cake are declared entitlements and are provided free to the public at national dispensaries.

Say there…

10. Bunk Strutts - November 6, 2016

Yes. Beer and cake is the consolation prize you get when you’re sent to #TwitterGulag. It’s excellent.

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