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Red Alert: UK Periodical Engages In Shameless Ribald Puns December 22, 2016

Posted by lauraw in News.
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It’s Dick Joke Day Thursday

Pretty well done overall, but I have to detract style points for this:

Pensioner pleases neighbours with his massive flashing cock

The author- and no kidding, his name is Richard- gives his all, straightaway in the headline. But then he just keeps repetitively hammering it home.

Slow down, man. Take your time. Work up to it, throw in a little variety, you know?

Comments»

1. Jimbro - December 22, 2016

It’s real and it’s spectacular!

2. Elizabeth Waterhouse - December 22, 2016

Cock-adoodle-doo

3. geoff - December 22, 2016

Selected quotes:

“I’ve put Christmas lights on it and people are enjoying it. It’s not for me to judge, but I think it looks alright.”

“It got that big that I was worried it would be blown over and hit a car.”

“…ivy has grown up it.”

4. lauraw - December 22, 2016

Caption under photo: “He trimmed his bush while his wife was on holiday”


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