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Lena Dunham’s…er…Gams? January 11, 2017

Posted by geoff in News.
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I have never seen any of Lena Dunham’s oeuvre, but I have an eye for talent when I see it. And here, first among the shots shown from some photoshoot, I think I have found the next spokesperson for KFC. Step aside, Norm McDonald!

Doing it her way: Lena Dunham has once again pushed the boundaries of what most would consider good taste as she looks towards a very different year to 2016 in a new Nylon magazine interview released Wednesday

So you may be saying to yourself, …or a few friends, …or a crowd, …or whatever. Yeesh!. The point is words were spake. By you. And those words questioned my artistic merit in posting this photo and making unflattering comments in its regard.

To which I say: who can look at that photo and not immediately think, “Drumstick!”

There’s body-shaming, and then there’s body- self-ridicule.

*In a future post I’d like to explore the liberal penchant for taking their clothes off every time they want to make a political or social statement.

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1. geoff - January 11, 2017

Probably should have put the photo below the fold, but I’m feeling a little punchy today.

2. veeshir - January 11, 2017

Wait, that’s Lena Dunham?

All of a sudden a bunch of things make no sense whatsoever.

3. lauraw - January 11, 2017

Lena doesn’t understand that it’s okay to not be hot. Most people are not hot. This is where you cultivate other aspects of your personality- charm, humor, knowledge, generosity- to make yourself more attractive in other ways.

OR, you could have someone take another picture of your assflab. This might seem like the easy way out.

4. geoff - January 11, 2017

Lena doesn’t understand that it’s okay to not be hot.

Yup. Just dress a little more conservatively (age- and body-appropriately) and work within your limits. Her attempting a model-class photoshoot is like trying to walk in off the street and develop the Unified Field Theory (in case Lena’s reading this, that’s pretty hard to do).

This is where you cultivate other aspects of your personality- charm, humor, knowledge, generosity- to make yourself more attractive in other ways.

Assflab may be as good as it gets.

5. retiredgeezer - January 11, 2017

*geezer puts red Speedo ™ in Goodwill pile.

6. Jimbro - January 12, 2017

Her oeuvres are repulsive and give me the dry heaves

7. Cathy - January 12, 2017

“Needs Brazilian” was my immediate thought…

…then “Drumstick.”

8. skinbad - January 12, 2017

It just screams “insecurity” to me. At some point she’s going to put her head in an oven (but not too far) to show she’s a serious artist.

9. geoff - January 12, 2017

Think I’ll forgo posting until somebody else writes a post. I figure that the need to push that picture down the page will incentivize my co-bloggers to post one or two items.

10. Mark in NJ - January 12, 2017

Corn and cluck, for under a buck!

11. jam2 - January 13, 2017

“Drumstick!”

dude


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