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NyQuil is for Pussies March 15, 2017

Posted by skinbad in Nature Shit, News.
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Ask your doctor if getting shot in the ass with a bear tranquilizer is right for you. Side effects may include sleeping through the winter months and a decreased desire for sex in the missionary position. What else ya got?

 

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1. Jimbro - March 15, 2017

Forsaking modern plumbing devices to shit in the woods

2. Jimbro - March 15, 2017

Developing a deep affinity for picnic baskets

3. Jimbro - March 15, 2017

Joining a known cult: The Clan Of The Cave Bear

4. Sobek - March 15, 2017

Being suddenly attracted to menstruating women.

5. lauraw - March 15, 2017

Warning people about the risk of forest fires while tearing apart their birdfeeders.

6. skinbad - March 15, 2017

Getting violent when someone walks between you and the Cubs game on TV.

7. skinbad - March 15, 2017

Raping Leonardo DiCaprio.

8. lauraw - March 15, 2017

Going out searching for honey, then waking up two days later with memory loss, a raging headache, and a huge new earring.

9. retiredgeezer - March 15, 2017

Raping Leonardo DiCaprio.

Thread winner…

(like we all haven’t considered it)

10. digitalbrownshirt - March 16, 2017

“A decreased desire for sex in the missionary position?”

I don’t even take my shoes off if it doesn’t involves some heavy machinery, narcotics and an ostrich feather.

Squares.

11. Sobek - March 16, 2017

Yeah, Skinbad wins, but there were some good efforts out there.

12. Bunk Strutts - March 18, 2017

First words after realizing what happened: “Hey, hey, Boo Boo!”

13. Corned Hot Links on Rye with Sauerkraut & Swiss | Tacky Raccoons - March 19, 2017

[…] Guy nailed himself with a bear tranquilizer and lived [via]. […]


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