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Hillary! Is There Anything That Didn’t Stop Her? September 15, 2017

Posted by geoff in News.
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Gregg Jarrett at Fox read Hillary!’s memoir of her epic fail, and originally found 43 excuses she gave for why she lost the election. Amazingly, he went back over the past few days and found 13 more, for a total of 56 excuses for her loss.

In a rare display of morality I’m not going to steal his entire list, so here are the first 10 to whet your appetite.

1. Sexism

2. Racism

3. Misogyny

4. Xenophobia

5. Suburban women

6. James Comey

7. FBI

8. Russians

9. Vladimir Putin

10. WikiLeaks

Sadly, IB is nowhere to be found.

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1. geoff - September 16, 2017

Kind of get the feeling that Hillary! was on an Anchorman kick, where she’s looking around the room, randomly identifying things that stopped her from being elected. “I hate lamp.”


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