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Have you drawn any wild turkeys?
Nope. Pretty much, if you haven’t seen it here, I haven’t done it. You guys don’t get my highlight reel; you get whatever doodle I throw together.
But now that you mention it, maybe I will try a wild turkey. I’ve just been looking at a list of birds that are native to Montana, and I know we have turkeys here.
Many moons ago I took a few classes from a guy by the name of hienz meng who was a local legend in bird stuff. He had an amazing collection of various birds of prey – the kestrels were some of my favorite. Very pretty little birds up close.
God, creating the turkey.
God: give it a bunch of feathers.
Angel: no problem.
God: no, I mean way more feathers than that. Just, a ridiculous amount of feathers.
Angel: this good?
God: We need at least for more layers of feathers.
Angel: I think we’re getting a little carried away, but I’ll ..
God: now cover its face in scrotum.
Angel: Dude.
LOL!!