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Board Stretcher Machine April 7, 2018

Posted by Retired Geezer in Man Laws.

You thought it was a joke, didn’t you?


1. Retired Geezer - April 7, 2018

Hey Skinbad, bring me a bucket of Steam, will ya?

2. Cathy - April 8, 2018

What if my board is too short on both ends…??

3. lauraw - April 8, 2018

I love technology. The world just keeps getting better and better.

4. Sobek - April 9, 2018

Cathy, you run it through once, then flip it around and run it through the other way.

5. geoff - April 9, 2018

What if my board is too short on both ends…??

Silly girl – you’re probably experiencing Lorentz contraction from traveling close to the speed of light.

Just slow down and it’ll fit fine.

6. Bunk Strutts - April 21, 2018

Retroencabulation solves everything. The same engineer who promoted it for use in the aerospace industry employed it in his designs for amusement park rides, documented in “The Centrifuge Brain Project.” Home page for the Institute for Centrifugal Research (ICR) is here:

7. Proactive Retributional Hot Links | Tacky Raccoons - April 22, 2018

[…] work on a carpentry project, mis-measure the cut and end up with a short board? The BS100o Board Stretcher is the solution. “Measure once, cut […]

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