Board Stretcher Machine April 7, 2018
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Hey Skinbad, bring me a bucket of Steam, will ya?
What if my board is too short on both ends…??
I love technology. The world just keeps getting better and better.
Cathy, you run it through once, then flip it around and run it through the other way.
What if my board is too short on both ends…??
Silly girl – you’re probably experiencing Lorentz contraction from traveling close to the speed of light.
Just slow down and it’ll fit fine.
Retroencabulation solves everything. The same engineer who promoted it for use in the aerospace industry employed it in his designs for amusement park rides, documented in “The Centrifuge Brain Project.” Home page for the Institute for Centrifugal Research (ICR) is here:
http://www.icr-science.org/
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