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Beer News August 13, 2018

Posted by geoff in News.

Stupid Beer:

watercresswarriorbeerYou may have heard of the beer made with ‘the essence of hot underwear models‘. Yeah, that’s stupid.

But wait! There’s a new beer that’s just as stupid!

New virility beer brewed using a superfood and a fertility god

Basically they put watercress in the beer. Yippee. Here’s the very virile logo, featuring a replica of the 180-foot chalk outline of the Cerne Abbas Giant ==>

Here’s the original giant in all this chalky glory:


The critical dimension you’re looking for? That’d be 35 feet.

Magic Beer:

Check this out:

At first I thought this might be heaven, where you put your beer down and it magically refills itself. But the real explanation turned out to be more mundane.


1. Jimbro - August 13, 2018

Contact a physician if your beer lasts longer than 4 hours.

2. skinbad - August 13, 2018

He has two clubs he could kill you with.

3. jam2 - August 14, 2018

There’s some startup trying to promote designer beer made from the microbiota of your lady love’s jj essence. I was going to post it at the other joint but I threw up a little and lost the url.

4. jam2 - August 14, 2018

So I guess lots of ppl are going out of their way to try and ruin beer now.

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