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A Bleak Christmas Indeed December 10, 2018

Posted by geoff in Godzilla, Pop Culture, Stupid shit.
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As you all know, I’m all about the metrics, i.e., measurements that tell you how well something is doing. And for Christmas, there’s one key metric I use year after year:

Godzilla ornaments

You’ve got to ask yourself: “How much Godzilla can I shoehorn into my Christmas?”

Unfortunately, with the discontinuation of the annual Godzilla ornament release (WTH Hallmark/Carlton?) the Christmas spirit has taken a blow from which it may never recover.

Yes, friends, we’re going to have to live with the collection from 2005 – 2017, which is shown in my crappy photo below:

Godzillas 2018
Try to have a great Christmas anyway.

Comments

1. daveintexas - December 10, 2018

I WAS ALL SET TO GET THE NEXT ONE goddammit

2. Mr. Matamoros - December 12, 2018

It was a good run (Hey, geoff, do you have your tree up?)

3. geoff - December 19, 2018

We set up the tree at my brother’s house this year, since that’s where the family will be gathering and he being tree&ornament-bereft.


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