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Dammit, I Know I Had a Good Victim Spiel Around Here Somewhere! February 23, 2019

Posted by geoff in News.

So Jussie Smollett, who maligned a lot of good people with his fabricated story of MAGAmaniacs attacking him on a frigid Chicago night, apparently has a Plan B.

Plan A: Become an intersectional victim at the corner of gay & black.

Result: “Curses! I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling security cameras!!”

Plan B: Become a helpless victim of substance abuse.

This one I’m willing to believe, though unlike Jussie, I don’t think it qualifies him as a victim.

Now I’m trying to figure out which victim category he’ll go for with Plan C.


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