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From the “No Further Questions, Your Honor” Headlines Department December 30, 2019

Posted by geoff in News.
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Man, 37, carries around the skeletal remains of his amputated ARM after having the injured limb cut off and then preserved by a taxidermist who stripped it with flesh-eating beetles

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1. Retired Geezer - December 30, 2019

I can’t even come up with a good ‘hitchhiking’ joke.

2. Jimbro - December 31, 2019

The standard operating room joke following an amputation goes something like this

Circulating Nurse: Are we sending this (meaning the amputated limb)?

Surgeon: Yes, to the cafeteria please.

Rest Of Room: -assorted groans-

3. jam2 - December 31, 2019

Separation anxiety.

4. lauraw - January 1, 2020

Well, that was a significant personal investment of calcium and it would be silly to just throw it away.

Happy New Year, IBers!

5. skinbad - January 7, 2020

I had to click to see if it was a “Florida Man.” Nope.


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