Getting Woke, Kaiju-Style March 7, 2023
Posted by geoff in News.trackback
You know, I could actually get on board with this:
…though it’s an article of trans faith that there are 73 genders, it’s also often said that the fastest-growing gender subset is xenogender. You’re xenogender if you feel more akin to animals or plants or foods than humans. It’s funny, but it’s also frightening. There’s a girl on TikTok who explains very seriously that her gender is bird – a cardinal specifically, ey/em pronouns. And several people I’ve found identify as cake.
Xenogender? Xenoawesome, you mean, because you know how I’m going to get my xenogender on:
Innocent Bystanders 
When the tip of his tail points downward we know he’s on a mission!
Good catch, vaitguy. Is there some sort of manual for Godzillazens?
All I know is they like long walks through dense urban centers and breathing sweet atomic firebreath nothings into victims’ ears.
When it’s pointing up he’s on a different kind of mission.