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BART. -by lauraw January 8, 2008

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Bart…..Bart. Bart. Bart. Bart. Bart. Bart.

Bart. Bart. Bart. Bart…..Bart.

Bart. Bart.

Bart……….Bart. Bart…..Bart. Bart. Bart.

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Explanation: this post is the result of this exchange.

Damn, I just Can’t Look at that Nasty Fish Anymore December 1, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in AA - Uncategorized.
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Caption contest?

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Is that Brut you’re wearing?

Best Wedding Dance Evah! November 24, 2007

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I give you The Brubakers.

That is all.

Make a fire, make a big pot of chili November 23, 2007

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Make a bowl of ice cream for later.

God bless you all my friends.

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Dogs Suck. -lauraw October 29, 2007

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How many damn times….

OK. Let me set the scene.

Hubby let the dogs out for their evening constitutional. A short while later, we heard activity in the underbrush by the Magnolia tree. Lot of jumping around.

“Think he treed something,” he said, and whistled to retrieve the dogs.

Yankee, my boy, came bounding into the porch with a troubled look on his face. I noticed that his nose and mouth were dripping bubbles, and jumped up out of my seat and started off to the kitchen. Because I know the signs by now. He was suffering.

The smell hit before I reached the door.

The Boy been skunked. Again.

HOW MANY TIMES does a dog have to try to make best friends with a skunk before he gives up?

This makes number five for my Special Retarded Moron Imbecile Non-Savant StupidFuck Idiot Dummy Halfwit Simple Cretinous Feebleminded STUPID DOG.

And always at 10 pm. And always when it’s too cold outside for a bath.

WTF?? I can teach him a simple command and he retains it forever with perfect recall. But he doesn’t remember what led up to the most traumatic evenings of his life?

Friends, I have treated my idiot canine pal with two different commercial preparations tonight, and have not let him into the house yet.

Yet I am sitting here in my home before the computer, and I stink. All that I can smell is tire-fire skunk-nasty. It’s in my nose, it’s in my hair, it’s everywhere. Eyes are burning.

It is on me.

Why should I let him live?

Old, but still funny. October 26, 2007

Posted by composmentis in AA - Uncategorized, Terrorist Hemorrhoids.
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Here is a little test that will help you find out if you are a Republican, a Democrat, or a Texan. Just pick which answer most closely mirrors your likely response to the following situation:You’re walking down a deserted street with your family. Suddenly, an man in black, wearing a kefir and carrying a huge knife comes around the corner. He locks eyes with you, screams “Alahu Akbar!” and “Death to the Infidels”, and brandishes the knife wildly as he runs toward your children. You are carrying a Glock 40-caliber semi-automatic pistol.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Jindal! October 22, 2007

Posted by Sobek in AA - Uncategorized.
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Congratulations to Bobby Jindal, who was just elected governor of Louisiana.  He is the state’s first non-white governor, and the first Indian-American governor in the United States.

The wife and I campaigned for him three years ago when he was very narrowly defeated by Kathleen Blanco, who later proved her ineptitude to the entire nation during hurricane Katrina.  Jindal basically screwed himself out of the job by refusing to answer Blanco’s relentless attack ads, staying on the positive message that he actually has an impressive track record of reform projects.  Louisianans, apparently, weren’t interested.

From his speech tonight:

“I think we’re setting the bar too low when we say, ‘Look, isn’t it great that we haven’t had a statewide elected official go to jail recently?'” Jindal said.

Maybe, but we are talking about Louisiana.  Time will tell.  Again, congratulations, Bobby, and while I hope you live up to your potential, I’ll also point out that you can’t possibly do much worse than your predecessor.

Viagra hamster, gay bomb win lg Nobel awards October 5, 2007

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That’s an actual headline from CNN.com.

Reminds me of this  (kinda NSFW, but it was on public radio):

Congratulations To Mr. and Mrs. Tushar D. September 26, 2007

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We’ve known for a while that the Tushar family was heavily expectant.

They have just recently welcomed two very precious and healthy twin boys to their family.

Welcome to Life, wee-shnookums.

And much praise and congrats to Mr. & Mrs. Tushar.

Frickin’ Spudders -lauraw September 23, 2007

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This Idaho fellow gives an interesting explanation for how he got into a car accident.

According to court documents, Frank told police that his SUV is top heavy and the backseat action made it become “tippy,” causing him to lose control.

The backseat action was his two friends having sex. I’m intrigued about what kind of fun n’ games could tip over a truck.

According to the affidavit, Frank suffered a minor head injury in the crash and his friends were treated for unspecified injuries.

 My emphasis.

“How long do you think it’ll stay bent like that, doc?”

The Mossberg September 22, 2007

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I was bragging in the comments earlier that I won a .12 ga. shotgun in a raffle this week.

Which is the second shotgun I’ve won this year.

Well, I’m one lucky mo-fo.

Anyway, it’s a Mossberg Ulti-Mag 835, camo finish for killin colorblind turkeys.

Here’s a couple of pics.

Sweet.

Anybody want to buy a shotgun? I’m kinda, full up here.