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Spastic Foot Tapping While Playing Bass January 15, 2021

Posted by Pupster in Art, Ballistics, Ducks, Entertainment, History, Stupid shit, Women Ranting.
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I think it needs a few more “Good Gawd”s and acrobatic splits with windmilling arms.

 

 

High-water pants, socks with sandals, I think the bass guitarist is on the spectrum.

You Know the Thing August 29, 2020

Posted by Retired Geezer in Entertainment, Gardening.
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The Quarantine Kids band May 8, 2020

Posted by Retired Geezer in Entertainment, Family, Love.
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Colt Clark decides to teach his homeschooled kids a new song every day during Lockdown. They are pretty talented.

Gates Goes Nuclear November 27, 2019

Posted by Retired Geezer in Entertainment, Man Laws, News.
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Three Words: Traveling. Wave. Reactor.

 

Opinion Rhapsody November 13, 2018

Posted by Retired Geezer in Economics, Entertainment.
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Enjoy.

This is Me November 7, 2018

Posted by Retired Geezer in Entertainment, Family.
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When “The Greatest Showman” movie was released, I had no desire to see it even if it did star one of Dave’s bosom buddies, Hugh Jackman. Recently a friend of mine sent me this video of Peter Hollens doing an a cappella version of one of the songs from the movie. I started watching YT videos of songs from the movie and ended up buying the BluRay.

Enjoy.

Joy October 3, 2018

Posted by Retired Geezer in Entertainment.
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Imma take this opportunity to sneak in here and post a pretty cool video.

Hope it brightens up your day.

‘For King and Country’ is a band featuring two brothers from Australia.

 

Dave Stuff March 2, 2018

Posted by daveintexas in Ballistics, Crime, Ducks, Entertainment, Handblogging, History, Law, Man Laws, Mufuckin Pie!, Sex, Sidebar Flag Bullshit.
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I try to use descriptive, catchy post titles.

Anyway the weather was nice last Sunday so I decided it was time to power wash the deck area and hang up some lights to make the place all cheery and shit.

Before

I know, gross right? Spider webs, bugs, leaves, dirt

After

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Much better.

I know all this stuff gets made in China (or somewhere in Asia).  Christmas lights are not particularly complex so if there was a manual I ignored it like I do complicated stuff where I really should RTFM but still won’t.

But the vendor in it’s relationship with Amazon insisted that I get this information via the following email, including a an explanation of why these lights might not be exactly the “white warmness” I might have been expecting, AND a warranty and a sincere promise to resolve any customer dissatisfaction accompanied with a plea to please not rat them out on the item page.

I realize their English is much better than my Mandarin but these things are just so fun.

First, an Important notice regarding the warm white color (as advertised)

Section 2

A friendly greeting, an interesting explanation of why the product might not be exactly what I ordered but yet “It is not wrong item sent if you receive the color difference version”

It is definitely warm white if you compare it with white version, or maybe Slublog.

Then some handy instructions for troubleshooting.

Section 3

If bulb burns out, replace bulb. It will turn on.

And then a promise to resolve any problem but please don’t bust our balls with bad remark on item page.

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They did say please and kindly so were I disappointed with the warmth of whiteness I would reach out to them before posting an irate customer thing.  Besides I never do that cause everybody looks like an asshole when they do.

Besides, I think they’re quite warm and I am satisfied.

Thank you, MZD8391 Customer Service Team!

Japan. February 28, 2018

Posted by lumps in Art, Crime, Entertainment, Heroes, Honor, Philosophy, Sex.
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So, there’s a show about a samurai who refused to kill a cat.

Here’s a couple still promo images.

Here he’s sneaking up on the cat and probably thinking, “This has got to be the shittiest contract I’ve ever gotten.”

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But of course, they ended up the best of friends! Yay! Showing this pic to Japanese ladies makes them all turn fertile at once.

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This is the trailer.

 

In one episode, the cat got fleas and needed a bath. The samurai sings a song. You’ll like this song.

The show is called ‘Neko Zamurai’ and the cat is a bigger star than any of us will ever be.

Thank you and have a delightful day.

R.I.P. Billy Graham February 21, 2018

Posted by Retired Geezer in Entertainment, Family.
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Billy Graham on Woody Allen’s TV show.

How to Get a Job November 27, 2017

Posted by Retired Geezer in Economics, Entertainment.
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Easy Peasy.

We are Not Immune November 17, 2017

Posted by Retired Geezer in Crime, Entertainment.
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Saw this car today near Camp Geezer ™.

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How are things in your town?