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Joy October 3, 2018

Posted by Retired Geezer in Entertainment.
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Imma take this opportunity to sneak in here and post a pretty cool video.

Hope it brightens up your day.

‘For King and Country’ is a band featuring two brothers from Australia.

 

Dave Stuff March 2, 2018

Posted by daveintexas in Ballistics, Crime, Ducks, Entertainment, Handblogging, History, Law, Man Laws, Mufuckin Pie!, Sex, Sidebar Flag Bullshit.
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I try to use descriptive, catchy post titles.

Anyway the weather was nice last Sunday so I decided it was time to power wash the deck area and hang up some lights to make the place all cheery and shit.

Before

I know, gross right? Spider webs, bugs, leaves, dirt

After

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Much better.

I know all this stuff gets made in China (or somewhere in Asia).  Christmas lights are not particularly complex so if there was a manual I ignored it like I do complicated stuff where I really should RTFM but still won’t.

But the vendor in it’s relationship with Amazon insisted that I get this information via the following email, including a an explanation of why these lights might not be exactly the “white warmness” I might have been expecting, AND a warranty and a sincere promise to resolve any customer dissatisfaction accompanied with a plea to please not rat them out on the item page.

I realize their English is much better than my Mandarin but these things are just so fun.

First, an Important notice regarding the warm white color (as advertised)

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A friendly greeting, an interesting explanation of why the product might not be exactly what I ordered but yet “It is not wrong item sent if you receive the color difference version”

It is definitely warm white if you compare it with white version, or maybe Slublog.

Then some handy instructions for troubleshooting.

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If bulb burns out, replace bulb. It will turn on.

And then a promise to resolve any problem but please don’t bust our balls with bad remark on item page.

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They did say please and kindly so were I disappointed with the warmth of whiteness I would reach out to them before posting an irate customer thing.  Besides I never do that cause everybody looks like an asshole when they do.

Besides, I think they’re quite warm and I am satisfied.

Thank you, MZD8391 Customer Service Team!

Japan. February 28, 2018

Posted by lauraw in Art, Crime, Entertainment, Heroes, Honor, Philosophy, Sex.
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So, there’s a show about a samurai who refused to kill a cat.

Here’s a couple still promo images.

Here he’s sneaking up on the cat and probably thinking, “This has got to be the shittiest contract I’ve ever gotten.”

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But of course, they ended up the best of friends! Yay! Showing this pic to Japanese ladies makes them all turn fertile at once.

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This is the trailer.

 

In one episode, the cat got fleas and needed a bath. The samurai sings a song. You’ll like this song.

The show is called ‘Neko Zamurai’ and the cat is a bigger star than any of us will ever be.

Thank you and have a delightful day.

R.I.P. Billy Graham February 21, 2018

Posted by Retired Geezer in Entertainment, Family.
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Billy Graham on Woody Allen’s TV show.

How to Get a Job November 27, 2017

Posted by Retired Geezer in Economics, Entertainment.
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Easy Peasy.

We are Not Immune November 17, 2017

Posted by Retired Geezer in Crime, Entertainment.
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Saw this car today near Camp Geezer ™.

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How are things in your town?

 

I Apologize October 19, 2017

Posted by skinbad in Entertainment, Heroes, Humor, Obama's Legacy, Privacy, Stupid shit.
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I’m over 50 years old and I should have probably outgrown things like this, but no. I hit a clickbait thing a few weeks ago and got a serious case of the GLAR syndrome. The story is here.

Short version: for a few bucks you can buy a lot of “For Rectal Use Only” stickers. I made the investment. My wife can’t stop shaking her head in disbelief at the stupidity, but I’m kind of a hero to my kids at the moment. I got 1,000 stickers for about 5 dollars. There are plenty to share.

You’re only limited by your imagination.

Ready Player One September 12, 2017

Posted by Retired Geezer in Art, Entertainment, Man Laws.
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Full disclosure: I’ve been a videogamer since I bought my first computer, a Commodore 64.

I read this book years ago. I liked it so much that I got the Audiobook so Mrs. Geezer and I could listen to it on one of our road trips. She enjoyed it even though she isn’t a gamer.

In fact, she said she wants to listen to it again, the next time we take a roadtrip.

After watching this trailer, I’m really excited about the movie.

Your mileage may vary.

Weasels and Thistles and Snakes, oh my! August 29, 2017

Posted by Retired Geezer in Entertainment, Gardening.
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This year I have noticed an overabundance of Milk Thistles also called Prickly Lettuce around Camp Geezer ™.

Those suckers pop up quickly even where there is no irrigation. They are like gigantic, 3-foot Dandelions. I hate them!

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Puddles July 6, 2017

Posted by skinbad in Art, Entertainment, Humor, Music.
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I’m a new, big fan of a clown. It’s not that I find that terribly surprising–I’m not creeped out by clowns, I just don’t really think about them one way or another. Anyhoo, as many time-wasting link-clickers can attest, the Wide World of the Web is chock-full of click bait. And I’m pretty good at ignoring it. But I have clicked a couple of America’s Got Talent videos recently. There’s a deaf girl (Mandy Harvey) who did a great job singing an original song. You can find it if you’re interested. Then, a few days ago, I clicked on something about a clown that brought the house down.

This guy:

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Empty Parking Lot November 25, 2016

Posted by Retired Geezer in Entertainment, Man Laws.
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Mrs. Geezer and I ventured out into the Black Friday festivities today.

Yep, the Target parking lot was empty, just like this commercial says.

Hurt, Hurt, Hurt. November 21, 2016

Posted by Retired Geezer in Art, Entertainment.
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I had never heard this song until I saw the Johnny Cash video. I figured he wrote it.

Here are 3 versions of the song, including the original, (which is my least favorite).

 

Here’s Johnny’s video:

 

 

Original

 

Which is your least favorite?