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Take it from Me July 2, 2016

Posted by Retired Geezer in Entertainment, Gardening.
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Clever and funny video. Made me smile.

The Babylon Bee May 12, 2016

Posted by digitalbrownshirt in Entertainment, Family, Heroes, Humor, News, Pop Culture, Religion, Websites.
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It’s like the Onion, if the Onion focused on American Christian culture and was actually funny most of the time. A friend of mine who used to be the music minister at my church turned me on to it a few weeks back and now I find myself checking it regularly for new content. It’s probably not funny to people who don’t spend much time around  Christians, but I usually find stuff I want to share with my friends at least once a week.

 

Trigger Warning: If you like Donald Trump, Benny Hinn or Joel Osteen, you might not like the humor. They’re frequently part of the jokes since so many Christians have opinions, often conflicting, on them.

NASHVILLE, TN—Taking inspiration from grim Hollywood reboots like Man of Steel and Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, B&H Kids announced Wednesday that it would be relaunching the Bibleman series of superhero stories in a dark and gritty resurrection of the purple-and-gold caped crusader.

“While previous Bibleman encounters have seen the titular hero happily dispatching villains intent on destroying the church and the Word of God, this time Bibleman is really taking the gloves off. The Israelites didn’t show mercy to the Midianites, and neither will the new-and-improved Bibleman to his foes. We’re talking blood and guts galore,” the statement released by B&H Kids stated in part.

Recycling Beer Bottles April 13, 2016

Posted by Retired Geezer in Ducks, Entertainment.
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In the best possible way.

Unicorn Poop April 4, 2016

Posted by Retired Geezer in Ballistics, Entertainment, News.
6 comments

It’s Science!

Parker Walbeck February 26, 2016

Posted by Retired Geezer in Entertainment, Movies.
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This guy is an amazing cinematographer.

Enjoy.

Historical video of Dave aged 2 December 30, 2015

Posted by Retired Geezer in Entertainment, Food.
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Heavenly.

Stayin’ Alive December 13, 2015

Posted by Retired Geezer in Entertainment, Law.
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I stole this from Legal Insurrection. You should read them every day.

Seriously.

 

Mary did you Know? December 11, 2015

Posted by Retired Geezer in Entertainment, Family, News.
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I’ve been a fan of Peter Hollens for a couple of years. He does all the voices.

Enjoy.

 

Car Tattles on Hit and Run Driver December 9, 2015

Posted by Retired Geezer in Crime, Entertainment.
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Reminds me of those things that some fools people put in their cars to monitor their bad driving habits.

Here’s the hilarious video:

http://www.wpbf.com/news/car-turns-driver-in-for-hitandrun/36755942

“There was no accident,” Cathy Bernstein stressed to the emergency response dispatcher who had called her.

Her car begged to differ.

“Attention!” the automated call from the black Ford Escort’s vehicle emergency system had said after detecting a crash and calling emergency number 911.

“A crash has occurred in a Ford vehicle. Press 1 at any time for location information or press 0 to speak with vehicle occupants.”

A recording of the call obtained by local station WPBF features Bernstein, a 57-year-old from Port Lucie, Florida, telling the dispatcher (repeatedly) that there hadn’t been any accident and that no, she hadn’t been drinking.

Nor had she hit a guardrail, she said; another car had pulled out in front of her, but she had no idea why her car would call in a nonexistent accident.

The dispatcher was a bit skeptical.

Read the whole thing.

She was actually involved in two hit and run accidents.

Alcohol may have been involved.

Walking Machine powered by 20v Drill July 11, 2015

Posted by Retired Geezer in Entertainment, Handblogging.
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This is the most amazing thing you will see today.

Love Letter to Plywood March 9, 2015

Posted by Retired Geezer in Commenting Tips, Entertainment.
6 comments

I think this video is pretty interesting but I’m a tool guy. I hope you like it too.

Doll Commits Toy Suicide December 20, 2014

Posted by Retired Geezer in Crime, Entertainment.
3 comments

I denounce myself because I laughed at this: