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How to Relax November 23, 2017

Posted by Retired Geezer in Art, Fashion.

Apparently some people get stressed during the Holidays.

Here is some good advice:

Thriller Trigger October 31, 2017

Posted by Retired Geezer in Fashion, Heroes.

I really like Remy, he has some very clever videos. Kind of like a Political Weird Al.

Panorama Fails July 24, 2017

Posted by Retired Geezer in Ducks, Fashion, News.

Ever take a panorama with your phone? Did it turn out like you hoped?

Here’s one of Mrs. Geezer’s Horse.

geezer horse


Here’s my dog:

Lauraws Dog


More here:


Millennial International July 11, 2017

Posted by Retired Geezer in Crime, Fashion, News.

A Worthy Cause!

Sniper Fashion March 21, 2017

Posted by geoff in Fashion.

You all are so lucky, because Yes! It’s time for another fashion post!!

Today we have a fashion statement reminiscent of Tom Berenger in Sniper. Potentially unisex (if the gents don’t mind showing a little leg)?

Get close to your target and celebrate haute couteur at the same time! I present you the the grassy smocky hoody thing!


Fashion for the Star Wars Fan January 3, 2017

Posted by geoff in Fashion.

Back to my ever-popular series on fashion, the demand for which has been, if I may be immodest, abysmally modest. Today we’ll look at traditional women’s wear, focusing on the skirt. As it turns out, Think Geek is having quite a large winter clearance sale, with the gem below featured at a mere $59.99. Yes, you too can adorn yourself with a variety of light sabers, artfully arranged to point at your chest.


I’m saddened that they don’t light up, but I think they’ll go quite well with the Darth Vader flats ($158.99):Darth Vader Flats- Limited Edition

Must-Have Fashion Accessory December 20, 2016

Posted by geoff in Fashion.

More fashion tips for you sad little shut-ins. I can only imagine the gratitude on your puckish faces for another exciting and informative post in my widely acclaimed series on fashion.

Today it’s all about fashion accessories, where, as usual, the Japanese have taken the lead into heretofore unexplored territory.

Check it (below the fold):


What’s wrong with this OTHER picture? November 23, 2016

Posted by Retired Geezer in Crime, Fashion.

Another title could be: I’m thankful I don’t live here!

You gotta click the link to see the worst traffic jam, evah.


What are you Thankful for?


World’s Biggest Ahole August 9, 2016

Posted by Retired Geezer in Fashion, Heroes.

You might know this guy.

Booster Bag Scam June 26, 2016

Posted by Retired Geezer in Fashion, Gardening.

Pretty slick move.

There’s a Town Called Buttrock, Twitch, Twitch June 21, 2016

Posted by geoff in Fashion, News.

Ahhh…the siren call of fashion. I just can’t resist immersing myself in haute couture and then returning to IB to share my vast knowledge and enrich your drab little lives.

Today’s topic is accessories, which are critical to completing your personal fashion statement. And what accessory is more essential than the electronic cat butt? [Also known as the Twitchy Kitty Electronic Tail] Yes, it twitches and wriggles just like a genuine cat tail. I guess. Anyway, enjoy:


Only $34.99 at ThinkGeek. I really need to start planning the next IB meetup, so I can see the results of all my unsolicited erudite advice.

[Following Ed Driscoll’s format, there’s a classical allusion in the title of the post]

Big Dummy June 15, 2016

Posted by Retired Geezer in Fashion, Gardening.

Made me smile.