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Double the Fashion November 2, 2019

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Been so long since I graced the ‘tubes with a fashion post, so let me rectify that by casting a pearl before your benighted swinely selves. I know some of my previous fashion recommendations may have seemed a bit exotic or frivolous, but I truly believe this one has legs.

Four, to be exact.

Yes, this particular look requires a pair of ladies, which is obviously a feature, not a bug. Please enjoy this Siamese dress from famed Chinese designer Guo Pei (via The Telegraph, photo by James Veysey):


No word on how hangers for this dress work.

Chuck attends a Feminist Rally August 31, 2019

Posted by Retired Geezer in Fashion, Heroes, Man Laws.
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Chuck Norris at Rally

Happy Labor Day.

Be Like Coleman Sweeney July 1, 2019

Posted by Retired Geezer in Fashion, Science.
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Y’ALL December 29, 2018

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So my youngest got me these simple things. They clip on my glasses. They came in a case and when I first looked at em I said “why would cheap clip on sunglasses come in a case?”

Well as it turns out they are not cheap clip on sunglasses. They help people who can’t see some colors see them. In case you can’t see, there is supposed to be a smile in that pic. I can’t see it, can you?

Anyway for the first time in my life I can see red and green. It’s amazing. I don’t have the words to describe it well but I get more why we like Christmas. It’s kinda of prettier than I thought it was, and I did the Crap Tree for 20 years not knowing how good it really looked.

Christmas according to Kids December 4, 2018

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I think I posted this before. It’s pretty funny.

I just noticed that it has 60 million views!

How to Relax November 23, 2017

Posted by Retired Geezer in Art, Fashion.
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Apparently some people get stressed during the Holidays.

Here is some good advice:

Thriller Trigger October 31, 2017

Posted by Retired Geezer in Fashion, Heroes.
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I really like Remy, he has some very clever videos. Kind of like a Political Weird Al.

Panorama Fails July 24, 2017

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Ever take a panorama with your phone? Did it turn out like you hoped?

Here’s one of Mrs. Geezer’s Horse.

geezer horse


Here’s my dog:

Lauraws Dog


More here:


Millennial International July 11, 2017

Posted by Retired Geezer in Crime, Fashion, News.
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A Worthy Cause!

Sniper Fashion March 21, 2017

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You all are so lucky, because Yes! It’s time for another fashion post!!

Today we have a fashion statement reminiscent of Tom Berenger in Sniper. Potentially unisex (if the gents don’t mind showing a little leg)?

Get close to your target and celebrate haute couteur at the same time! I present you the the grassy smocky hoody thing!


Fashion for the Star Wars Fan January 3, 2017

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Back to my ever-popular series on fashion, the demand for which has been, if I may be immodest, abysmally modest. Today we’ll look at traditional women’s wear, focusing on the skirt. As it turns out, Think Geek is having quite a large winter clearance sale, with the gem below featured at a mere $59.99. Yes, you too can adorn yourself with a variety of light sabers, artfully arranged to point at your chest.


I’m saddened that they don’t light up, but I think they’ll go quite well with the Darth Vader flats ($158.99):Darth Vader Flats- Limited Edition

Must-Have Fashion Accessory December 20, 2016

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More fashion tips for you sad little shut-ins. I can only imagine the gratitude on your puckish faces for another exciting and informative post in my widely acclaimed series on fashion.

Today it’s all about fashion accessories, where, as usual, the Japanese have taken the lead into heretofore unexplored territory.

Check it (below the fold):