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Critical Chicken Update April 18, 2017

Posted by skinbad in Crime, Economics, Food, Nature Shit.
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Chicken population has gone from seven to three in the last month. I think we might have stumbled on a clue a few evenings ago.

Two Centered Pictures September 26, 2016

Posted by skinbad in Ballistics, Food, Handblogging, Nature Shit, Personal Experiences, Technology, Women Ranting.
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I know I’m behind the times, but the times for me have a-changed. The IT guy took my trusty Dell doorstop away and replaced it with this:

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It’s an Intel NUC. Kind of cool, I think. When is the last time you used the DVD player in your computer?

And furthermore: A neighbor called Saturday afternoon and asked if we wanted a hindquarter of an elk. My thrifty wife got very excited. Of course we do. That was about 3 p.m. We finished the kitchen Clorox wipe-down about 9 p.m. Elk are big mofos.

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I should have weighed it before starting. It had to weight 80 lbs. This was a new experience for me–thanks youtube. Also, a neighbor I called and asked if I could borrow his knife sharpener came over and helped me bone it (huhhuhuh). New respect for butchers gained–my hands and back are stiff, but there is a lot of meat in the freezer and on the shelf (we bottled a canner load).

Historical video of Dave aged 2 December 30, 2015

Posted by Retired Geezer in Entertainment, Food.
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Heavenly.

Holiday Fun Bear December 8, 2015

Posted by Retired Geezer in Family, Food, News.
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I subscribe to Doug Savage’s Savage Chickens; you should too.

How to Become Gluten Intolerant March 18, 2015

Posted by Retired Geezer in Food, Religion.
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Superstition Watermelon January 21, 2015

Posted by Retired Geezer in Art, Food, News.
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Here’s a musical interlude, palate cleanser for y’all:

Make it full screen for extra goodness.

Snapping Spaghetti December 28, 2014

Posted by Retired Geezer in Food, Handblogging.
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From Destin at Smarter Every Day.

 

Dogs Eating Christmas Dinner December 22, 2014

Posted by Retired Geezer in Family, Food.
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The Humane Society of Utah loaned a filmmaker a dozen dogs for dinner.

 

Yeah it’s a commercial… so?

Sent to me by Adrienne in Nevada.

Save Room for Pie November 25, 2014

Posted by Retired Geezer in Food, Man Laws.
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As a Public Service, I post the following video:

 

Helicopter Music April 24, 2014

Posted by Retired Geezer in Food, Love.
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Amazing that it sounds as good as it does.

 

 

Hat tip to my friend Chris the Ham.

Cereal ~ The Movie March 18, 2014

Posted by Retired Geezer in Family, Food.
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Trix are for Kids.

 

What’s in Your Wallet? November 28, 2013

Posted by skinbad in Ballistics, Family, Food, Love, Mufuckin Pie!.
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P1070479L. to R.

  • Dual threat–blueberry/cherry mashup. I know nothing about the missing pie(ce).
  • Traditional canned pumpkin–if you’re into that sort of thing. I’m not.
  • Pumpkin from scratch. It looks like a piece would keep you alive for a week and clean your colon.
  • Cherry. This keeps the wife happy.
  • Coconut cream. I put a spell on you. Because you’re mine.
 
Hope you all have a great Thanksgiving.