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Hard Working Man June 29, 2020

Posted by Retired Geezer in Heroes, Man Laws, News.
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Pretty Amazing.

Gates Goes Nuclear November 27, 2019

Posted by Retired Geezer in Entertainment, Man Laws, News.
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Three Words: Traveling. Wave. Reactor.

 

Tushar’s Great Adventure September 2, 2019

Posted by Retired Geezer in Heroes, Humor, Man Laws.
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NSFW Subtitles.

Chuck attends a Feminist Rally August 31, 2019

Posted by Retired Geezer in Fashion, Heroes, Man Laws.
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Chuck Norris at Rally

Happy Labor Day.

Y’ALL December 29, 2018

Posted by daveintexas in Crime, Ducks, Fashion, Godzilla, Handblogging, Man Laws, News, Sex, Sidebar Flag Bullshit, Women Ranting.
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glasses

So my youngest got me these simple things. They clip on my glasses. They came in a case and when I first looked at em I said “why would cheap clip on sunglasses come in a case?”

Well as it turns out they are not cheap clip on sunglasses. They help people who can’t see some colors see them. In case you can’t see, there is supposed to be a smile in that pic. I can’t see it, can you?

Anyway for the first time in my life I can see red and green. It’s amazing. I don’t have the words to describe it well but I get more why we like Christmas. It’s kinda of prettier than I thought it was, and I did the Crap Tree for 20 years not knowing how good it really looked.

Board Stretcher Machine April 7, 2018

Posted by Retired Geezer in Man Laws.
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You thought it was a joke, didn’t you?

Dave Stuff March 2, 2018

Posted by daveintexas in Ballistics, Crime, Ducks, Entertainment, Handblogging, History, Law, Man Laws, Mufuckin Pie!, Sex, Sidebar Flag Bullshit.
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I try to use descriptive, catchy post titles.

Anyway the weather was nice last Sunday so I decided it was time to power wash the deck area and hang up some lights to make the place all cheery and shit.

Before

I know, gross right? Spider webs, bugs, leaves, dirt

After

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Much better.

I know all this stuff gets made in China (or somewhere in Asia).  Christmas lights are not particularly complex so if there was a manual I ignored it like I do complicated stuff where I really should RTFM but still won’t.

But the vendor in it’s relationship with Amazon insisted that I get this information via the following email, including a an explanation of why these lights might not be exactly the “white warmness” I might have been expecting, AND a warranty and a sincere promise to resolve any customer dissatisfaction accompanied with a plea to please not rat them out on the item page.

I realize their English is much better than my Mandarin but these things are just so fun.

First, an Important notice regarding the warm white color (as advertised)

Section 2

A friendly greeting, an interesting explanation of why the product might not be exactly what I ordered but yet “It is not wrong item sent if you receive the color difference version”

It is definitely warm white if you compare it with white version, or maybe Slublog.

Then some handy instructions for troubleshooting.

Section 3

If bulb burns out, replace bulb. It will turn on.

And then a promise to resolve any problem but please don’t bust our balls with bad remark on item page.

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They did say please and kindly so were I disappointed with the warmth of whiteness I would reach out to them before posting an irate customer thing.  Besides I never do that cause everybody looks like an asshole when they do.

Besides, I think they’re quite warm and I am satisfied.

Thank you, MZD8391 Customer Service Team!

Ready Player One September 12, 2017

Posted by Retired Geezer in Art, Entertainment, Man Laws.
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Full disclosure: I’ve been a videogamer since I bought my first computer, a Commodore 64.

I read this book years ago. I liked it so much that I got the Audiobook so Mrs. Geezer and I could listen to it on one of our road trips. She enjoyed it even though she isn’t a gamer.

In fact, she said she wants to listen to it again, the next time we take a roadtrip.

After watching this trailer, I’m really excited about the movie.

Your mileage may vary.

Death Wish August 3, 2017

Posted by Retired Geezer in Ballistics, Man Laws.
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Remake starring Bruce Willis.

Do you own a Car? July 31, 2017

Posted by Retired Geezer in Crime, Man Laws, News.
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You might want to watch this:

https://www.prageru.com/courses/political-science/war-cars

 

Machine Gun Helicopters July 29, 2017

Posted by Retired Geezer in Ballistics, Man Laws, News.
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You know you want to try it:

Empty Parking Lot November 25, 2016

Posted by Retired Geezer in Entertainment, Man Laws.
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Mrs. Geezer and I ventured out into the Black Friday festivities today.

Yep, the Target parking lot was empty, just like this commercial says.