House Fire Caused by 9v Battery January 9, 2014Posted by Retired Geezer in Heroes, Man Laws.
How to Prevent it:
Hat Tip to my buddy Adrienne.
!!! November 27, 2013Posted by daveintexas in Art, Ballistics, Crime, Economics, Food, Heroes, Man Laws, Mufuckin Pie!, Nature Shit, Pop Culture, Sex, Sports, Stupid shit, Women Ranting, WTF?.
Wheelchair Basketball September 9, 2013Posted by Retired Geezer in Heroes, Man Laws.
The choices we make reveal the true nature of our character.
Hot Rod Richie September 8, 2013Posted by Retired Geezer in Heroes, Man Laws.
Hat tip to my childhood friend, Tahoe Red.
Air Tanker Drop Yosemite August 26, 2013Posted by Retired Geezer in Man Laws, Science.
OK, this is cool. Listen to the radio traffic. These guys are professional.
Water Car July 27, 2013Posted by Retired Geezer in Ducks, Man Laws.
It ain’t a Flyin’ Car, no.
Thanks to my friend Herman in Ireland.
1948 Cartoon July 17, 2013Posted by Retired Geezer in Economics, Man Laws, Sex.
Beware the ‘ISM’
Geezer Gamers July 13, 2013Posted by Retired Geezer in Ducks, Handblogging, Man Laws.
Hidden camera reveals Brewfan and Retired Geezer at social event.
They told you I had a car? They are such comedians. May 29, 2013Posted by skinbad in Man Laws.
I snapped this jalopy a few weeks ago when there was still a little snow hanging on. This low-mileage beauty is available for perusal at the local pawn shop. It just kind of gives me a smile each time I drive by. I don’t know the back story, but I imagine a sincere husband uttering something like one of these lines in his garage while his wife slowly shakes her head:
- Weren’t your exact words “Get off the couch and do something?”
- Are you kidding? This will save us a ton of money. Think what six snowmobiles would have cost.
- Remember seven years ago when the snow was so bad you couldn’t get to the store? Problem solved.
- Of course, now I need a new truck for the other 364 days.
- Al Gore’s a loon. We’re going to need this thing.
- I’m thinking a big “Don’t Tread on Me” decal on the door. Get it?
- It’s too bad the drive in is closed for the winter.
- You always run down my ideas.
Samantha the Sheepdog Encounters Snow for the First Time December 9, 2012Posted by wintersetruss in Man Laws, Nature Shit, Personal Experiences.
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We woke up this morning to a surprise – SNOW! Thank God I got my deer last weekend before the weather turned.
Moses got out of bed, threw on his coat & shoes, and took our 4-month old Great Pyrenees sheepdog puppy out to enjoy her first snow expeerience.
Last time I joked about how Sam is going to catch Moses in size. As of a week ago last thursday, the score was Moses 43 pounds, Samantha 33 pounds (up 8 pounds in 3 weeks). I told him that he’d better start doubling up on biscuits & gravy if he wants to stay ahead of the eating monster who lives in our house now. Yesterday I took Moses AND Samantha to Des Moines to do some early Christmas shopping while Mommy worked on some projects. On the way home, Mo said “I think we should start calling Sam “Fuzzball” Daddy”. I told him that he should call her that when she does something she’s not supposed to do. Sort of like how Mommy uses his first, middle AND last names when he’s in trouble.