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This is Fascinating June 27, 2015

Posted by daveintexas in Ballistics, Crime, Economics, Handblogging, History, Literature, Man Laws, Mufuckin Pie!, Nature Shit, Philosophy, Politics, Sex, Sitemeter, slutbags, Stupid shit, Technology, Terrorist Hemorrhoids, WTF?.
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And a little unnerving. A real time map of global cyber attacks.

Confessions of A Reluctant Texas Gardener April 23, 2011

Posted by daveintexas in Ballistics, Food, Gardening, History, Honor, Man Laws, Nature Shit, Personal Experiences, Philosophy, Sex, Sidebar Flag Bullshit, Sitemeter.
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Ok, here’s the deal.  I buy things I like, and I stick em in the ground, and I hope for the best.

Sometimes it works out.  Sometimes not so much.

There is no plan.  There is only hope, and random experience.

The Most Difficult Thing to Say Ever April 16, 2011

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Michael, it seems you were right.

Wow.  That was difficult.

I mentioned after the big unusual freezes here that I keep saying are unusual AND YET we’ve had em back to back for the past two winters, that I thought we lost both sago palms.  I didn’t even bother looking at this one until today.

Look closer…

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Springtime, In Texas, Not Germany March 5, 2011

Posted by daveintexas in Ballistics, Blogroll, Ducks, History, Law, Nature Shit, Personal Experiences, Science, Sex, Sidebar Flag Bullshit, Sitemeter, Sports.
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Had to hack on the frozed up Mexican palm. It  might come back. Might not.

We’ll see.

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Saturday Afternoon Projects in Texas December 11, 2010

Posted by daveintexas in Ballistics, Crime, Ducks, Heroes, History, Man Laws, Nature Shit, Philosophy, Politics, Pop Culture, Religion, Science, Sex, Sidebar Flag Bullshit, Sitemeter, Terrorist Hemorrhoids, Travel, Women Ranting.
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It’s supposed to get cold here later this evening.  Not like, in Ohi-yo, or the deep northeastern United States even, where it gets stupid cold.

But pretty cold for me.  So, to let me hang out on the deck when the norther comes through, I took Andy’s advice and got me one of these suckers.  It’s better than pulling the smoky fire pit under the eaves (cleaner).

Now if I can just figure out how to light it.

*grabs matches*

Wish me luck!

Does propane smell like anything?

Just curious.

UPDATE:  I didn’t burn my face off.

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Joe Miller+Old Spice=WIN! October 14, 2010

Posted by Edward von Bear in Blogroll, Crime, Ducks, Economics, History, Man Laws, Politics, Sitemeter.
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Old Hats August 21, 2010

Posted by daveintexas in Crime, Ducks, Economics, Sitemeter, Stupid shit, Terrorist Hemorrhoids, Women Ranting.
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I have a bunch of hats, and I wear em from time to time.  But I also have a full head of hair, and (as far as I know), no bald spot.  So I wear Dave hair more than I wear hats.

Still, I love these hats…

Can’t believe this one is 11 years old now.  Been wearin it forever.

I had another one from Taipei but I left it on a plane in 2001 on the way back, in Vancouver I think.  Dammit.

Also, wow, those Chinese chicks sure did love that Ricky Martin fella.  Just sayin.  Whoa.

Here’s another one, the Texas Standard..

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Michael’s Vid Card Has Eaten the Schnitz June 20, 2010

Posted by daveintexas in Ballistics, Ducks, Handblogging, Law, Nature Shit, Pop Culture, Religion, Sex, Sidebar Flag Bullshit, Sitemeter, Terrorist Hemorrhoids.
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He asked for a post.  SO here’s something cool I’ll bet you all have never seen before.

I haven’t seen it.  It’s awesome.

Jane, You Ignorant Slut May 29, 2010

Posted by daveintexas in Art, Ballistics, Food, Heroes, Honor, Nature Shit, News, Sidebar Flag Bullshit, Sitemeter.
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God I hate lame videos.

Check out this one instead by the Zac Brown Band, newly released for this Memorial Day Weekend.

Gary Sinise tipped me to it. Yeah, we’re tight.

Check out the bass player at 1:16.

Rule 34 February 10, 2010

Posted by daveintexas in Commenting Tips, Ducks, Law, Man Laws, Nature Shit, Politics, Science, Sex, Sitemeter, Stupid shit, Terrorist Hemorrhoids, Women Ranting.
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No exceptions.

Monkeys Eating Jell-O? Monkeys Eating Jell-O! January 3, 2010

Posted by Edward von Bear in Art, Ducks, Economics, Food, Heroes, Man Laws, Nature Shit, Personal Experiences, Philosophy, Politics, Science, Sidebar Flag Bullshit, Sitemeter, Technology, Websites.
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This is from the Bronx Zoo. Apparently, this helps stimulate their foraging instincts.

That, and my daughter saw it last night and laughed with me.

Slayer Rulz! December 13, 2009

Posted by Edward von Bear in Commenting Tips, Entertainment, Family, Gardening, Music, Nature Shit, Personal Experiences, Pop Culture, Sex, Sidebar Flag Bullshit, Sitemeter, Stupid shit, Technology, Terrorist Hemorrhoids.
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