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Deep Thoughts on Listening to the “Oldies” Station on the Way to Work October 12, 2017

Posted by skinbad in History, Music, Philosophy, Sex, slutbags.
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Has any woman in the history of the world ever really said:

“Come on dudes, let’s get it on!”?

Poultry in Motion–New Addition to Touching Farewells March 7, 2017

Posted by skinbad in Ballistics, Ducks, Love, slutbags, Stupid shit, Women Ranting.
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“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

“What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of. Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble, but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that.”

“She’s gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.”

Screw You, Kyler

 

 

This is Fascinating June 27, 2015

Posted by daveintexas in Ballistics, Crime, Economics, Handblogging, History, Literature, Man Laws, Mufuckin Pie!, Nature Shit, Philosophy, Politics, Sex, Sitemeter, slutbags, Stupid shit, Technology, Terrorist Hemorrhoids, WTF?.
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And a little unnerving. A real time map of global cyber attacks.

Fifty Shades of Cracked and Blistered Redness November 20, 2013

Posted by skinbad in Handblogging, slutbags.
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I think some things just aren’t meant to be lent.

If I want that book I’ll just buy it. I’ve got a spot on my shelf next to the Field Guide to Public School Under-Desk Gum Samples and Puss-filled Ingrown Toenails for Dummies

Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K (and in Utah) August 8, 2013

Posted by skinbad in Crime, Entertainment, Law, Religion, slutbags.
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I believe Russ said something about Utah being a Florida-in-training after the great human meat thermometer caper.

I’m beginning to wonder if he’s on to something.

You’ve probably heard of Miss Riverton a.k.a. Miss Demeanor.  She was arrested for “pranking” people by throwing homemade bombs at them. I guess that’s actually a felony for the blond bombshell. When asked for a statement she simply said she had no interest whatsoever in that “world peace shit.”

Meanwhile, down in Moab, we also have one of those firefighter/police rivalries that got a little out of hand.

  • Firefighter sleeps with police officer’s wife
  • Police officer catches them and pistol whips firefighter
  • Firefighter goes home and stabs himself
  • Police officer tries to get into operating room to “finish the job”

Did I mention that the firefighter is the police officer’s father?

And finally, on a happier note, we have Elders Harrelson and Snipes doing a little missionary “street contacting.” The shirt-and-tied young men asked to play a little ball while doing some missionary work in Texas. One of the lads was on a state champion basketball team and will play wide receiver for a local college after his mission. I would agree, as some have pointed out, that this rim may not be regulation height, but still, let the hijinks begin:

 

 

 

The Epithet Gap July 31, 2013

Posted by geoff in News, slutbags.
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I’m afraid. Really afraid. For the first time I think we’re in danger of losing one of key edges in our neverending battles to preserve TJ&tAW*.

I’m talking, of course, about “slutbag.”

It’s awesome. It hit me like “asshat” did, so many years ago (thank you Rachel Lucas). So I’m afeared. Are we losing our edge? How do we ever match “slutbag?” And could we ever dream of someday surpassing it?

Or will we have to accept that we have been permanently outgunned?

I invite, nay encourage, you to try to remedy the situation in the comments. Put your backs into it – it’s for your country.

Slutbagandslutbagdetector

Slutbag (left) and Slutbag Detector (right)
I’d like two bags of slut, please.

*Truth, Justice, and the American Way