Tonight, Let it be Lowbrow September 29, 2022
Posted by skinbad in Personal Experiences, Stupid shit.3 comments
OK, slight interruption in the programming of intelligent, thoughtfully-parsed posts. Yesterday, I was walking with a colleague past a shelf displaying this book:
He stopped and said, “Hey, look at that author’s name. It’s ‘asking’.” I thought about it for a second and started laughing like Beavis because I thought he said “ass king.” He gave me a strange look and said, “Like, ‘asking’ a question?”
*Slight pause as my broken brain recalculated*
I said, “Of course; I get it.”
Merry Merry Happy Happy December 25, 2021
Posted by Pupster in Ballistics, Blogroll, Ducks, Family, Handblogging, Love, Lurkers, Mufuckin Pie!, Music, Philosophy, Pop Culture, Science, Sex, Stupid shit, Terrorist Hemorrhoids, Women Ranting.3 comments
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May your nogs be eggy, your puddings figgy, and may your trash cans overflow from castaway Christmas containers and wrappings.
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Spastic Foot Tapping While Playing Bass January 15, 2021
Posted by Pupster in Art, Ballistics, Ducks, Entertainment, History, Stupid shit, Women Ranting.6 comments
I think it needs a few more “Good Gawd”s and acrobatic splits with windmilling arms.
High-water pants, socks with sandals, I think the bass guitarist is on the spectrum.
Memey Christmas December 24, 2020
Posted by Pupster in Ducks, Lurkers, Stupid shit, WTF?, slutbags, Godzilla.15 comments
Happy Day After Christmas! December 26, 2018
Posted by geoff in Godzilla, Pop Culture, Stupid shit.comments closed
My daughter sent me this Godzilla Santa gif, created by bobacupcake who has my eternal gratitude:
A Bleak Christmas Indeed December 10, 2018
Posted by geoff in Godzilla, Pop Culture, Stupid shit.comments closed
As you all know, I’m all about the metrics, i.e., measurements that tell you how well something is doing. And for Christmas, there’s one key metric I use year after year:
Godzilla ornaments
You’ve got to ask yourself: “How much Godzilla can I shoehorn into my Christmas?”
Unfortunately, with the discontinuation of the annual Godzilla ornament release (WTH Hallmark/Carlton?) the Christmas spirit has taken a blow from which it may never recover.
Yes, friends, we’re going to have to live with the collection from 2005 – 2017, which is shown in my crappy photo below:
Try to have a great Christmas anyway.
I Apologize October 19, 2017
Posted by skinbad in Entertainment, Heroes, Humor, Obama's Legacy, Privacy, Stupid shit.comments closed
I’m over 50 years old and I should have probably outgrown things like this, but no. I hit a clickbait thing a few weeks ago and got a serious case of the GLAR syndrome. The story is here.
Short version: for a few bucks you can buy a lot of “For Rectal Use Only” stickers. I made the investment. My wife can’t stop shaking her head in disbelief at the stupidity, but I’m kind of a hero to my kids at the moment. I got 1,000 stickers for about 5 dollars. There are plenty to share.
You’re only limited by your imagination.
Snizzle in the Hizzle May 17, 2017
Posted by skinbad in Nature Shit, News, Stupid shit, WTF?.comments closed
Or Sneezy in the Heezy? Whatever. It’s snowing here this morning. I’ll send it along to my friends to the east with my compliments.
Poultry in Motion–New Addition to Touching Farewells March 7, 2017
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“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
“What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of. Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble, but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that.”
“She’s gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.”
Godzilla Christmas, 2016 December 24, 2016
Posted by geoff in Godzilla, Pop Culture, Stupid shit.comments closed
It’s almost unavoidable. When you’re caught up in the hubbub of shopping, cooking, cleaning, and worshiping in your preferred way, it’s easy to forget that every year Carleton releases a commemorative Godzilla ornament. But I never forget, because Godzilla, with his atomic breath and city-destroying habits, reminds you to celebrate life amid the tragedy and suffering we wade through all year.
…plus they make really cool noises.
So please to enjoy the Godzilla family (together with last year’s King Ghidorah):
The new kid is in the back row, 2nd from the left. Here’s a closeup, courtesy of Amazon:
Merry Christmas Eve, everyone!!
Anyone Collecting “Why Trump Won” Examples? November 14, 2016
Posted by skinbad in History, Politics, Stupid shit.comments closed
I wonder how many volumes it would run. University of Virginia PROFESSORS (not students, well, not just students) want the president of the college to not quote TJeff in emails. You can imagine why.
Where’s the expert on Stuff Jefferson Said when you need him? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
Step Aside, Strawman Festival November 12, 2016
Posted by geoff in Godzilla, Pop Culture, Stupid shit.comments closed
‘Cuz here comes straw Godzilla!!
Innocent Bystanders 