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Recovering Fundamentalist August 30, 2011

Posted by BrewFan in Art, Ballistics, Food, Religion, Technology.
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Good stuff…

Rocket Stove August 26, 2011

Posted by Retired Geezer in Man Laws, Technology.
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Public Safety Announcement.

Everybody should have a way to boil water or cook food if your power is off.

Mrs. Geezer and I bought one of these, it works great. We cooked a meal with a handful of sticks.

Bud the Neighbor could have built one for us or we could have made our own out of a few tin cans but the price was right. We bought ours from StockStorage.com for $135, including shipping.

They have a few different models including a Stainless Steel one. I’m thinking about getting another one so we can use two burners at the same time.

YouTube has a bunch of videos on how to make your own.

Texas, The Drive Home May 7, 2011

Posted by daveintexas in Blogroll, Crime, Ducks, Sidebar Flag Bullshit, Sports, Stupid shit, Technology, Terrorist Hemorrhoids.
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Just a couple pics.

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Notes from Site Administration:

1. I turned this post into a slide show, using my magic Site Administrator skilz.
2. West Texas is not really renowned for its scenic beauty. I don’t know why Dave posted this.
3. Dave’s truck recently had it’s registration renewed, meaning it passed the Texas vehicle inspection. Note the blue sticker on the lower left corner of his windshield. This is a cause for celebration in his part of Texas, where most of the trucks are stolen, unregistered, and belch blue smoke when they exceed 45 mph.

The Most Difficult Thing to Say Ever April 16, 2011

Posted by daveintexas in Art, Ballistics, Blogroll, Commenting Tips, Crime, Ducks, Economics, Entertainment, Family, Food, Gardening, Handblogging, Heroes, History, Honor, Humor, Law, Literature, Lurkers, Man Laws, Movies, Music, Nature Shit, News, Personal Experiences, Philosophy, Politics, Pop Culture, Religion, Science, Sex, Sidebar Flag Bullshit, Sitemeter, Sports, Stupid shit, Technology, Terrorist Hemorrhoids, Travel, Websites, Women Ranting, WTF?.
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Michael, it seems you were right.

Wow.  That was difficult.

I mentioned after the big unusual freezes here that I keep saying are unusual AND YET we’ve had em back to back for the past two winters, that I thought we lost both sago palms.  I didn’t even bother looking at this one until today.

Look closer…


Tree Trimming – with a Helicopter March 28, 2011

Posted by Retired Geezer in Art, Man Laws, Technology.
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Flyin’ Brian has worked for an Oil Drilling company for the last 5 years.
The company was sold recently and the bean counters have decided to phase out the helicopter and consequently his job.

He is in North Carolina auditioning for a job trimming trees.

This is what it looks like.

Here’s a  link with Guns n’ Roses music. I couldn’t embed it.

Darn Those Joos! March 23, 2011

Posted by Michael in Heroes, News, Technology.
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When there is a catastrophe like the earthquake in Haiti, wouldn’t you think that the Joos could take a break from their own problems (like the bombing in Jerusalem today), and from their conspiracies by the Elders of Zion to control the world banking system?  Couldn’t they lend a helping hand with the ill-gotten gains they earned by oppressing working people?

Oh wait, they did.

Thanks to Retired Geezer for the link.

Bonus photo from Geezer of our esteemed President and First Lady is below the break.


cảm ơn lắm ông Geezer March 18, 2011

Posted by BrewFan in Art, Ballistics, Entertainment, History, Literature, Technology, Travel.
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When we got back from vacation the mailman said they had a package at the post office. This is what we received. It has the following inscription, “To BrewFan, From your Idaho spud buddy Geezer. Not even Michael has a book of Vietnamese poetry, with added music!”

I will cherish this forever!!

Golden Sands, Poetry by Vi Khue, 100 selected articles

Stupidity: There’s an App for That March 15, 2011

Posted by Retired Geezer in Stupid shit, Technology.
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Police: 21-year-old Boise man arrested after using cell phone app to mimic patrol car lights.

Alexander A. Welch is being held in the Ada County Jail on a felony charge of unlawful exercise of the function of peace officers after Boise police say he used a cell phone app that flashes blue and red to try to pull over another car Saturday night.

Boise police arrested Welch shortly after they were called by another driver around 9:30 p.m. Saturday who told officers that someone who they did not think was an officer tried to pull them over in the 4000 block of Fairview Avenue.

Shootin’ with Grandpa December 27, 2010

Posted by skinbad in Art, Ballistics, Entertainment, Family, Food, History, Man Laws, Personal Experiences, Technology, Travel.
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Visiting with Dad today for some post-holiday cheer and leftover mooching. The gals went shopping. The manly dudes went shooting. What was on the menu today?

From left to right: Colt Detective Special .38 — Kimber Pro Carry II .45 (not as pretty as Dave’s, but shoots as nice) — High Standard Sport King .22 LR — Smith & Wesson Highway Patrolman .357 (it turned a few heads at the range in a “what the hell was that?” way)

When the handguns were being put away, I put some of the long guns out for a photo as well. So, just for fun, and especially for Russ:

Browning Auto 5 — .33 Winchester Model 1886 — .30 Winchester Model 64 — L.C. Smith 12 — Sharps Model 1859 .52 cal

Also, I don’t think a new crime fighter has been introduced. This is Jasper–a.k.a. “Poochie.” I think my wife loves me as much as this dog, but I’m not sure I want to ask.

So Merry Late Christmas and a Happy New Year from the Utah Skinbads to you and urine.

Man Cookies December 26, 2010

Posted by Retired Geezer in Man Laws, Technology.
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Since I thrilled y’all with recent posts of Camp Geezer ™

here’s some cookies I baked recently.

Click to enlarge.

Cowboys and Who? November 18, 2010

Posted by Retired Geezer in Art, Ballistics, Technology, Women Ranting.
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Oh Boy!

Watch This

Just go there and watch! It’s something Hollywood might get right.

It’s from my BlogMama, Sondra K.

What Should Big Tex Say? September 24, 2010

Posted by daveintexas in Ducks, Economics, Entertainment, History, Man Laws, Religion, Sex, Sidebar Flag Bullshit, Technology, Terrorist Hemorrhoids.
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He’s been a fixture at the State Fair since ’52.  I remember being told like a million other kids “if we ever get separated, meet in front of Big Tex.”  I love the guy, but let’s face it, his social skills are pretty lame.

“Hoooooooooowdy foooolks!  Welllcome to the Greeeeeeeeeeeeat Staaaaaaaaate Faaaaaaair of Texxxxxxxxxas.”


If I were in charge of the Big Tex script, I’d make changes this year.  Lighten up on the drawl, put in a few jokes.

“Hey, you! Yeah, you, in the Sooner jersey.  Pussy.”

“Honey, looks to me like them funnel cakes are goin straight to yore ass.”

“I got yer corn dog raht here.”

“Howdy folks.  Y’all here that car alarm goin off?  Probably hard to tell down there where you are, it’s comin from over that’away.”

 Hey baby, how YOU doin?


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