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A Video Message For Harry Reid December 23, 2009

Posted by Edward von Bear in Politics.

Enjoy your new job as a lobbyist in 2011.

Happy Birthday FAIL October 14, 2009

Posted by Edward von Bear in Art, Blogroll, Ducks, Entertainment, Food, Handblogging, Heroes, History, Humor, Literature, Man Laws, Movies, Music, Nature Shit, News, Philosophy, Politics, Pop Culture, Religion, Sidebar Flag Bullshit, Sitemeter, Sports.
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Scandis+Piano+Escalator=Awesome! October 12, 2009

Posted by Edward von Bear in Commenting Tips, Ducks, Economics, Entertainment, Family, Food, Gardening, Handblogging, Humor, Literature, Music, Nature Shit, News, Politics, Pop Culture, Sex, Sidebar Flag Bullshit, Sitemeter, Sports, Women Ranting.
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I have no idea what these filthy ice-humpers are saying, but this is awesome.

A Tribute To Our Congressbetters September 23, 2009

Posted by Edward von Bear in Crime, Ducks, Economics, Entertainment, Music, Politics.
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This Is Why I Don’t Wear Jeans August 21, 2009

Posted by Edward von Bear in Ducks, Family, Food, Humor, Literature, Music, News.
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What in the high holy hell is this?

Seriously, this is why I wear cargo pants.

It’s All About The Music! August 18, 2009

Posted by Edward von Bear in Commenting Tips, Ducks, Entertainment, Family, Food, Gardening, Handblogging, Heroes, Humor, Law, Man Laws, Movies, Music, News, Personal Experiences, Religion, Science, Sex, Technology.
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Seriously, this has to have some sort of scientific explanation, but I could care less about that. Just enjoy the show.

One More Reason To Hate Squirrels August 14, 2009

Posted by Edward von Bear in Commenting Tips, Crime, Ducks, Economics, Entertainment, Family, Food, Handblogging, Heroes, History, Humor, Law, Literature, Man Laws, Movies, News, Personal Experiences, Philosophy, Politics, Science, Sex.
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Not only do those bastards chew up wires, steal bird food, and dig up flowers, they are getting into the whole photo-bombing act.

Courtesy Melissa Brandts

Courtesy Melissa Brandts

A cheeky squirrel in Alberta’s Banff National Park has gone viral after stealing the spotlight in a tourist’s photo.

Melissa Brandts, who was visiting from Minnesota, had set up her camera on a tripod to capture her and her husband, Jackson, in front of picturesque Lake Minnewanka in May.

“We had our camera set up on some rocks and were getting ready to take the picture when this curious little ground squirrel appeared, became intrigued with the sound of the focusing camera and popped right into our shot!” she wrote.

The ground squirrel became the focus of the picture as the couple faded into the background.

Jackson Brandts took a few more shots using a remote-control shutter.

“A once in a lifetime moment! We were laughing about this little guy for days!” wrote his wife.

Lego+Spinal Tap+Lawsuit Goodness=This Post August 12, 2009

Posted by Edward von Bear in Commenting Tips, Economics, Entertainment, Family, Food, Heroes, History, Law, Literature, Man Laws, Music, News.
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Here is the backstory to why I referenced the lawsuit part.

The video is the rock and roll creation of one Coleman Hickey — a teenage Tap-head from Ohio who toiled over this heavy-duty piece of stop-action cinema for no reason other than glorifying his favorite herd of heavy metal heathens. Explaining LEGO’s prohibition of the video’s use in the DVD, company spokeswoman Julie Stern told the Times, “We love that our fans are so passionate and so creative with our products, but it had some inappropriate language, and the tone wasn’t appropriate for our target audience of kids 6 to 12.”

Yeah. That’s the ticket. I believe it was because those filthy Scandis couldn’t get a paycheck from this endeavor.

Greatest Nut Shot Ever! August 4, 2009

Posted by Edward von Bear in Ducks, Economics, Entertainment, Food, Handblogging, Heroes, History, Humor, Man Laws, Music, Sex.
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Watching this reminded me of those old Bugs Bunny and Tom & Jerry cartoons. But why was that fat guy just standing there, waiting to get a boot in the balls?

Maybe my wife is correct with her assertion that men are inherently not very bright.

And Now, For Your Viewing Pleasure, I Present To You A Hairless Raccoon August 2, 2009

Posted by Edward von Bear in Ducks, Economics, Family, Gardening, Handblogging, Law, Man Laws, Music, News, Philosophy, Science, Sex.
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What. The. Fuck?

Actually, I guess this is possible. The ST. Louis Zoo had a hairless chimp. But it died.

How Not To Handle A Firearm July 28, 2009

Posted by Edward von Bear in Commenting Tips, Economics, Family, Food, Handblogging, Heroes, Humor, Law, Lurkers, Philosophy, Politics, Sex, Sitemeter, Sports.
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more about “How Not To Handle A Firearm“, posted with vodpod


Yeah, you might want to check that out before heading out to the firing line. Just a thought

My Opinion Of The All Star Game Coming To St. Louis July 13, 2009

Posted by Edward von Bear in Crime, Ducks, Entertainment, Food, History, Man Laws, News, Sex, Sports.
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Well, I am not as eager as the Tax Man, it seems.

The tax is routinely applied on a prorated basis to visiting ballplayers and other professional athletes who stop in St. Louis.

All of the National League teams that regularly play the Cardinals have accounts with the collector’s office.

Since 2003, the city has booked more than $7 million in taxes from Major League Baseball players, money that goes to the school district, police department and other city services {but is mostly wasted-ed.}.

Tax Collector Gregory F.X. Daly hasn’t stopped at ballplayers’ salaries, though. Last year, Daly sued former Cardinals broadcaster Wayne Hagin — now the radio voice of the New York Mets — for an unpaid earnings tax bill of $4,600, including interest and penalties.

This summer, Daly has set his sights on All-Star bonuses. It’s hardly a windfall, but even 1 percent of a Major League bonus is more than what the city will withhold in an entire year from smaller paychecks.

Cardinals slugger Albert Pujols can make at least $50,000 if he’s picked by fans to play in the game. Carlos Zambrano, the Chicago Cubs hard-throwing, hot-tempered right-hander, will clear an extra $75,000 if he’s an All-Star. Mets ace Johan Santana has a $100,000 All-Star bonus.

“And we may allow them to keep some of the money they make for appearing in this game,” said some deputy douchebag.

I may have edited that last sentence.

Seriously, isn’t this idiotic?

For a restorative, I bring you some epic Cubs FAIL (BIRM).