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Who Knew That Snakes Came With The Grill? May 27, 2009

Posted by Edward von Bear in Crime, Ducks, Family, Food, History, Humor, Man Laws, News, Personal Experiences, Philosophy, Sex.
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It seems to me that Michael has been ripped off. Apparently, his Mr. Lamm’s Heavy Metal Grill Thingy was missing a key value added service.

Namely, snakes!

She said a welfare officer took three hours to arrive, by which time she and neighbour Jack Jewitt, in his 80s, had resorted to cornering the snake with a washing basket.

Mr Jewitt threw the basket over the reptile and tipped it into a plant pot held bravely by Mrs Rogers.

The pair then put a saucer over the pot, held down with a car battery, assuming it was a baby python.

Mrs Rogers said she had been getting the barbecue ready for a family gathering on Saturday afternoon when she saw the creature.

She told the Gloucestershire Echo: “It was horrid and I was petrified. I thought it was plastic and my kids had played a joke.

“I was going to brain them as I have a phobia about snakes, inherited from my mother.”

The RSPCA identified it as a harmless cornsnake and said it was probably an escaped pet.

Who cares about the snake? What about the grill?

Priorities, people. Priorities.