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Greatest. Artwork. Evah! August 30, 2009

Posted by Edward von Bear in Ducks, Economics, Entertainment, Family, Handblogging, Heroes, Man Laws, News, Sex, Sports, Terrorist Hemorrhoids, Travel.
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A few weeks ago, my wife had me come to a birthday party for the daughter of one of her friends. Ugh. And it was booze free.

Double Ugh.

But they had a craft project where all the children could paint a square, and then have it glazed and fired sometime down the road. Well, they had a few extra squares, and they asked me if I wanted to paint one.

My wife didn’t know what was happening, but then she saw me and uttered a 99 decibel scream of “Oh God! You didn’t let HIM get ahold of one, did you?!”

I didn’t disappoint. And when it came back after the firing process, I knew I was in the presence of greatness. Behold the raw awesomeness that is a buffoon and his art.


Seriously, Ace should start selling these. They would certainly rival his T-shirt drive for financial gain.