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Larry Craig Inducted Into Idaho Hall of Fame October 14, 2007

Posted by harrison in Crime, Ducks, Humor, Law, Man Laws, Philosophy, Politics, Sex, Terrorist Hemorrhoids, Travel.
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RG, whaddup widat?

Embattled Craig honored at Idaho Hall of Fame
First appearance in state since lawmaker’s bathroom bust became public

When asked about the honor, the Senator quipped, “I’m not gay!!”

Report From Boston October 11, 2007

Posted by Michael in Politics.
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Many people wonder: “Is Boston hopeless?”

It’s easy to assume that there is no hope for a bastion of liberal idiocy like Boston, the town that gave us Ted Kennedy, Michael Dukakis and Tip O’Neill.

I worry about this, because my son lives there, and I fear that his brain will turn to mush in that environment. So, I decided to leave the safe environs of Ohio and mount an expedition to Boston, to determine if there was any sign of hope for that metropolis.

THERE IS HOPE!

While strolling through the lovely gardens of the Boston Commons, I found an object discarded  on the path, leading me to believe that at least one   Bostonian had come to his senses.

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No More of This October 9, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in Crime, Women Ranting.
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Brewfan, a tenderhearted Grandfather who can’t maintain his perspective anymore after his daughter got married and he cried like a girl and he got grandkids and all, hits us with another sweet story.

Well screw that.  I got countermeasures!

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Cowboy Criminals October 9, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in Crime, Sports.
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Since the Boys got away with murder last night, I thought it’d be fun to revisit one of my favorite topics, Cowboys Criminal Trivia.  Everybody thinks Cincinnati started this trend, but trust me folks, Chris Henry and Odell Thurman are late comers and have a lot to learn about starting shit.

So here it is, take your shot.  Fabulous prizes await.

UPDATE:  Estrogen attack, with kittens.

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You know I’ll do it.

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bortaS bIr jablu’DI’ reH QaQqu’ nay’ September 30, 2007

Posted by Mrs. Peel in Crime, Economics, Food, Heroes, Humor, Man Laws, Philosophy, Sports, Women Ranting.
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*ahem*

and furthermore.

(fyi, the title of this post is a reference to the fact that I wouldn’t have said a word if not for a certain individual’s unpleasant remarks last week.  Never let it be said that I am capable of rising above petty carping and oneupmanship.)

Mark Knopfler Releases Kill To Get Crimson September 24, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in Ducks.
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Including new song “Punish the Monkey”.

I should be able to relate to that one.

*giggles like a retard*

Dear Santa, Drop Dead September 22, 2007

Posted by Pupster in Crime, Man Laws, Sex, Women Ranting.
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From the AP:

EVANSVILLE, Ind. – Firefighters had to tear though a wall to rescue a man who became stuck while trying to climb through a chimney into a home.

Alejandro Valencio said he was drunk when he climbed down the chimney about 3:30 a.m. Tuesday to see a woman who lived in the home. “Everyone do stupid things sometimes when they’re drunk,” he said.

Indeed.  Apparently, this jolly old elf is not only persistent, he gets super turned-on by strong but oh so hostile women.

The woman, Connie Deweese, said she had known Valencio for about seven or eight months but told him to stay away.

“I’ve dated a lot of psychos in my life, but nobody like that,” Deweese said.

The funny part about that last quote? Either of the principals in this little drama could have said it.

Firefighters requested assistance from police officers after they arrived because they said Deweese was blocking the fireplace.

“I told them to leave him in the chimney and let him die,” she said.

Hawt. I’m guessing she had some plans for the stalker in the chimney. I wonder who called the fire department in the first place?

An Experimental Post in Which Sometime Commenter SobekPundit, Without Drafting Any Substantive Comment for the Main Body of the Post, Nevertheless Manages to Tag the Post with Every Category Tag, and Write a Ridiculously Long Headline in the Process; or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Excessive Verbiage September 12, 2007

Posted by Sobek in AA - Uncategorized, Blogroll, Commenting Tips, Crime, Ducks, Economics, Food, Gardening, Heroes, History, Humor, Law, Literature, Lurkers, Man Laws, Movies, Music, Personal Experiences, Philosophy, Politics, Religion, Science, Sex, Sitemeter, Sports, Terrorist Hemorrhoids, Travel, Websites, Women Ranting.
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Ahem.

Appalachian State University is HOT HOT HOT September 1, 2007

Posted by Pupster in Crime, Heroes, Man Laws, Sex.
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Bumbo II – Return of the Pomeranian August 11, 2007

Posted by Pupster in Crime, Ducks, History, Movies, Women Ranting.
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I linked part 1, so I’m kind of obligated. Sorry.

GMail chat insider bullshit August 5, 2007

Posted by daveintexas in Ducks, Women Ranting.
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Gmail chat has this cute little feature where you can set a customized status message.  I’m sure other chat engines have this feature too, but how many goddam chat thingys do you think I can keep up with anyway?  I got stuff to do man.

A couple of weeks ago I was using this feature to goof with a pal of mine, she said something about having an earache, and so I put up a status msg that said “it’s probably a tumor”… anyway Lauraw saw it and of course she didn’t see the person I was messing with, so she started all like “what’s Dave smoking”?  and “what’s he on” and shit, like I have some kinda drug thing going on which I don’t as far as you know and that’s my story.

What?

Oh, anyway, Eddiebear’s AC at work is fixed now.

Bart will be the judge of that August 1, 2007

Posted by skinbad in Food, Man Laws.
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Ultimate Sausage Roll