Such A Nice Little Girl May 11, 2007
Posted by Michael in Crime, Ducks.trackback
I’m talking about Nice Deb, of course. Doesn’t she look sweet?
Who would have guessed, way back then, that in just a few years Nice Deb would be going through the hot-hippie-chick phase of her life.
The photo below the jump is safe for work, but I have to warn you that it shows Nice Deb blatantly flaunting her body. I mean, dang, I don’t think she could have hiked her skirt up any higher without getting arrested. So, if you want to keep thinking of Nice Deb as, well, nice, and you don’t want to think of her as a man-hungry little tart, then don’t look below the break. It’s up to you.
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Innocent Bystanders 
Well, I’ll never argue with the “Nice” part of Nice Deb again! In fact, I’m think she should now be know as Very Nice Deb.
I’ll be in my bunk.
Wow! Maybe I should have grown up in KC after all.
Pic #1: awwwwwwwwww…. look at those curls.
Pic #2: is there anything I can safely say about this that won’t get me into trouble? Cause my gut tells me no.
woooooo!
oops. Did I say that out loud?
Her knees are too sharp.
^
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For some reason the first pic reminds me of David Duchovny.
I don’t have that problem in the second pic.
Oh my God. WP is going to need a rabies booster.
Very fetching, Nice Deb.
Girl, you’re hot. Rock on. Very bohemian.
What, no comments on the toes?
I’m well known for my monkeytoes.
Very fetching, Nice Deb.
Now fetch me a sammich!
(sorry, couldn’t resist. I get all tongue-tied and stupid in the presence of extremely hot women. In fact, that’s why this place, with all of it’s high-quotient hotness (no, I don’t mean you, Michael) is a true test of my ability to keep my thoughts in order while imagining the just truly incredible beauty that the IB ladies represent just on the other side of this ‘puter screen.)
*dropping eyes a little*
Oh, Toes!
Huh. For some reason I just never got around to looking at your toes.
see? see? Just like that there I was being dumb and junk.
mmmmmmm, monkeytoes………
I’ll bet she could make a sammich with them toes.
And I’ll bet every one of you boys would eat it too.
Amazing to watch cute little girls grow into beautiful women. Those are great pics Deb. I love taking b&w photos of people. It takes away certain details, yet to me it adds nostalgic elegance and a certain, secret intimacy.
And I believe steve_in_hb was trying to be funny in an attempt to point out there are no flaws in such a perfect and thought provoking photo.
I’m glad I didn’t send in one of the bikini shots.
Well that makes one of us.
Thanks, Composmentis. I was surprised nobody noticed the toes. They just jump out at you.
I’m glad I didn’t send in one of the bikini shots.
boxtops pencils radio station hammer birdhouse trains…..
duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh…..bikini shots?
bikini shots
{thud}
Pic #1: awwwwwwwwww…. look at those curls.
Pic #2: is there anything I can safely say about this that won’t get me into trouble? Cause my gut tells me no.
Well if that dress was any higher, you could probably say “nice curls” again.
Amish, I said anything that wouldn’t get me into trouble.
You guys sort it out… I gotta go get muddy.
Is that what they used to call it RG?
Okay, about the skirt…the photographer arranged my clothing the way he wanted it.
That was his favorite picture of all the ones that were taken. At the time, I hated it.
Deb, believe me, I noticed your pretty feet, complete with long, slender toes. You’re a complete package.
Is it hot in here? Bikini?
Yeah, um, I gotto go get muddy too. Geezer and his euphemisms.
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And you wonder why he liked it so?
Yeah, um, I gotto go get muddy too.
Jesus dude – is there anything that doesnt set your colon off like a Bolivian mudslide?
Woah!
From Nellie Olsen to Hoochie-Mama! Great bod!
Engelbert Humperdinck doesn’t do much for me. Except for his name, which I’m rather fond of saying. It’s like six syllables of poetic cursing.
a Bolivian mudslide
bwaaa ha ha haaa
its funny that you mention Englebert Humperdink. I was flipping through some old 45s of mine and ran across one by him. Its got After the Lovin on one side and Lets Remember the Good Times on the other. I have no idea who bought this or how it got mixed in with my records. Ive found a bunch of them that i dont remember buying.
thats got to be one of the worst stage names ever. He’s Indian did you know that?
Look, I have a lot going on tonight so I won’t be able to monitor this post for WP’s inevitably cringe-inducing remarks. Be a shame to miss them, especially if Michael ends up deleting stuff.
Geezer, do me a solid and give me a call at home, K? Thanks.
the photographer arranged my clothing the way he wanted it.
I can see that, yes.
Ive found a bunch of them that i dont remember buying.
That’s why I quit going to the record store while high.
No, I did not know he is Indian. Now everytime I call a help line, I’ll be hoping I hear, “Thank you for calling Dell customer service. My name is Engelbert. How may I assist you?”
Schawiiing
Geez, you got a direct line to the Humpphone?
I swear, hundreds of Vegas show girls, Laura’s private line, a 40 somethin year old youngster of a wife. RG, you’re killin me here man.
Now why, oh why can’t crazy interpretive dance chicks look like that? I think we need a celebrity big toe wrestling match between Lipstick and Deb.
Geez, you got a direct line to the Humpphone?
I wonder what that would look like.
the photographer arranged my clothing the way he wanted it.
It’s like he read my mind.
Say Deb, would you like some help “arranging” your clothes right now ???
I really got nothing.
she’s a hot broad, nice pid deb.
Wow.
WP, what’s a pid?
Celebrity Big Toe Wrestlemania?
OK. See how good I am to you guys?
mesa, I think I know.
Wow! Lipstick, you have monkeytoes, too?
We should start a support group.
pic.
We should start a support group.
“People Who Can Pick Up Objects With Their Toes” can be the name of it.
Doesn’t everybody pick up stuff with their feet? I do, and my toes aren’t all that.
Can you play cards with them?
52 was me.
I can cut the deck with em if I have to.
For the life of me I can’t figure out why this thread has drawn so much more interest than Pupster’s. It’s a mystery.
had a cousin who would make fun of me for that. I would pick up my bedroom by walking along, grabing the clothes laying on the ground with my toes, and then lift them to my hands, then toss the pile in the hamper then go back to reading.
I saw it as a useful skill.
It saves back strain
I’m severely tempted to post my own set of before-and-after pics with major leg showage (and bonus high-heeled leather bootage). I don’t want to be outdone by
NiceHot Deb.*sulks*
Nice, Deb! Beautiful little girl and lovely lady!
Kansas City, according to the song, has “some crazy little women there.”
Hey, there’s a show about the chupacabra on the National Geographic Channel right now.
Mrs. Peel,
I have a feeling the men on this sight are going to react enthusiastically to your proposal.
Mrs. Michael:
Thank you. we ARE a little crazy!
By the way, if you don’t mind…could you whack that scalawag husband of yours over the head with a frying pan for me?
Thanks!
Exactly Lipstick.
It’s not “lazy” if it’s “efficient.”
I think Global Warming has caused an increase in the populations of chupacabras.
I mop the floor with my foot and a wet rag, sometimes.
Yep.
Ummm….eenie meenie miney moe….
Uhhhh, well….we don’t want to KILL him, so not the heavy iron one. The lightweight one doesn’t sound like it would have the necessary ooph to knock him out….how about the the medium aluminum?
I’m severely tempted to post my own set of before-and-after pics with major leg showage (and bonus high-heeled leather bootage).
After Nice Deb has thrown down the gauntlet like that, I don’t see how you have a choice. It’s the only just course. It’s the moral imperative. It’s the long pole in the tent.
Oh wait. That last one is me.
Nice Deb, Do you like people with big heads?
Mrs.P.
Go for before and after pics with leg showage and leather bootage, Girl!
“Nice Deb, Do you like people with big heads?”
I married one.
He’s bald, too.
I have a feeling the men on this sight are going to react enthusiastically
But my man wouldn’t, so…
A lovely child and a beautiful woman, Nice Deb.
I’m severely tempted to post my own set of before-and-after pics with major leg showage
Honestly, Mrs. Peel, I just don’t think we can handle that. The already abysmal standards of decorum around here might sink out of sight.
*Michael hopes the old “reverse psychology” trick might actually work*
Hey, there’s a show about the chupacabra on the National Geographic Channel right now.
Off topic comments are a hallowed tradition at Innocent Bystanders, but I think Mesablue deserves a round of applause for that one. Seriously. In a thread where we are slobbering about Nice Deb’s legs and a potential look at Mrs. Peel’s high heeled leather boots, Mesablue actually posted about the chupacabra.
I am impressed. I tip my hat to you, Mesablue.
Yeah michael, I don’t know if I could follow the train of thought that figured that could fit.
Isn’t that the point?
It was one of those, “hey, look over there” moments when I steal the last slice of pizza.
Besides, chupacabras (and Chtullu) are always relevant.
After Nice Deb has thrown down the gauntlet like that, I don’t see how you have a choice. It’s the only just course. It’s the moral imperative
Dave started this whole thing. “Let’s post baby pictures” “Let’s post pictures when we were older.”
I think he’s sitting back now and quietly laughing…
Yeah michael, I don’t know if I could follow the train of thought that figured that could fit.
Well arent chupacabras small creatures with large heads with mouths red with the blood that they have drained from defenseless livestock?
I figured he screwed up and posted the comment here instead of the thread with Skinbads baby picture.
with major leg showage
Before, or after the accident?
I think he’s sitting back now and quietly laughing…
Well, not quietly.
Patty Ann — I thought you would say “a lovely child in plaid”…
Hubba hubba. Nice!
Frankly, I doubt any of the other IB gals can post anything as provacative as Deb’s intoxicating offering.
THATS WHO I THOUGHT OF SEEING THE AFTER PIC!!!!
Anne wilson (before she was fat) Was it anne?
The long wavy raven haired sister who was the lead singer of heart. Thats what I thought of, I couldn’t place it right away.
Nice try, compos.
(Must resist)
Not that my opinion means all that much, but I am convinced, based on her photo, that Nice Deb is probably the hottest commenter on IB.
Ladies, prove me wrong.
Yeah wiser, how about you follow up with “put them on the glass” cuz the IB wimmins are JUST that gullible. 🙂
ay, chihuahua! That’s HAWT!
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Yep, Nice Deb is the hottest. She’s got that early Stevie Nicks thing going.
I ain’t nothin, and you recall that I have seen Lipstick’s feet.
We’ve seen your nails and your kill zone.
Mrs. Michael, I almost did post that plaid thing. But then I was afraid that I would be carrying on that plaid thing a little too much WickedPinto-ey and I didn’t want to hurt your feelings. The fact that you remembered it was me that ribbed you about the plaid shows that I should have kept my mouth shut then and now 🙂
I am on my way to plaid-therapy. Anyone seen my dotted-Swiss?
I ain’t nothin, and you recall that I have seen Lipstick’s feet.
Pshaw. ‘Sides, you’re not qualified to make that sort of judgment. Leave it to the all-knowing experts, i.e., . . . me.
KC is a damn liar.
She is very pretty!
Patty Ann,
I don’t mind being ribbed about plaid. I remembered your plaid comments because they were funny — not because they hurt my feelings. I didn’t say anything because I lurk more than I comment.
I’m a dork. I still like plaid. Plaid is risky. I like stripes and polka dots too. And florals or paisley. And sometimes you can find fabric in the same color groups in all of them. They look cool all matched up together — like in a tote bag or something.
So this is where the internet got to today. I wondered!
yeah, well my plaid pants in 1976 looked el dorko.
Thanks, Dave. You’re sweet.
hush wit that
” She’s got that early Stevie Nicks thing going.”
That would be HAD. Had that early Stevie Nicks thing going.
That picture is about 20 years old.
Mrs. Michael, I’m glad I didn’t hurt your feelings because I really wasn’t trying to. Your bridesmaid’s dresses were lovely and in quite high fashion. When I saw NiceDeb’s picture I literally thought, OMG she’s wearing plaid and I can’t mention it. I think I must have a plaid phobia. However, I absolutely ADORE paisley. Go figure.
I was trying to find a word for fear of plaid, and couldn’t find it. I did find a dream interpretation for plaid. “To dream that you are wearing plaid, suggests that your conservative views are in conflict with your liberal and wild side.” I’d say that’s pretty much true in my case.
My mother made that dress for my first grade picture. I seem to recall not liking it very much.
NiceDeb, plaid is the absolute hardest fabric to cut and sew. You have to match all those lines together. My compliments to your mother.
Conservative views playing nicely with the liberal or wild side — kinda sounds like an Innocent Bystanders attitude.
Maybe we could have IB plaid boxer shorts or PJ pants (no feet)!!
Nice Deb, my first grade picture is in plaid too. I remember my mom making me wear it a lot.
In third grade we were allowed to wear slacks for the first time to school. What did Mom buy me? Two plaid pant suits.
Spurs are ahead of Phoenix, 81-72, at the beginning of the fourth quarter.
I’m just trying to compete with that chupacabra comment by Mesablue.
You’re right on track, Michael!
Heres an interesting story:
http://www.typicallyspanish.com/news/publish/article_10356.shtml
The paper says that 42 year old Antonio Navarro, who is 95% disabled, and who drives and controls his motorised bed with his mouth, had got drunk and was intending to visit ‘Jade’ a local whorehouse, but took a wrong turning off a local roundabout.
ok, I just now got home and caught up on this thread. compos’s ploy almost worked. But the boy definitely would not like me posting that particular picture, so no dice.
Also, didn’t anyone notice that Michael said Mrs. Michael was “certificated”?
Spurs won.
I know that there are thousands of IB readers out there who were waiting to find out.
Also, didn’t anyone notice that Michael said Mrs. Michael was “certificated”?
I think that’s actually a word (it’s not the same as “certified”) because I’ve heard it in several contexts. And yes, Mrs. Michael actually is certificated in Clinical Pastoral Education by the United States Army. She went through a rather rigorous program at Brooke Army Medical Center (the cool place to do this) that is normally reserved for Army officers (chaplains) slated for a promotion. It’s not easy to get in. Aside from trauma duty in the emergency room, she did tours in oncology and the burn unit, both of which are pretty tough. BAMC is sorta nationally known for that burn unit. The Army will fly the really bad burn cases from the Middle East or anywhere else to BAMC. The pain and suffering you have to deal with in there is pretty intense. There’s nothing worse than a bad burn case.
Mrs. Michael is not your average wife.
Some of the guys she did this with were actually trying to get her to join the Army. She was thinking about it. This was about ten years ago.
I said, “Honey, please do not join the Army. If you do not join the Army, I promise that some day, like when the kids are out of college, you can have the kitchen that you have always dreamed about.”
🙂
Wow, Mrs. Michael must be made of stern stuff to be able to work in a burn unit.
I take it she’s getting that (well deserved) kitchen of her dreams, now.
Someday, I may be so lucky.
Michael:
The military burns are pretty nasty stuff. One of my wife’s friends is a surgeon in the Navy deployed to Iraq. As a result, she sees plenty of nasty stuff. To her, the worst are always the ones burned severely, because she knows they will have to go through months of painful skin grafts and therapy back in the States.
Spam bucket!!!
Spam.
Buck.
Et.
I give up.
Funny linky, though.
I might post it.
It’s that good.
Or, I’ll send it to wiser to post on his new blog.
[…] Not to be confused with this. […]
Done.
BAMC also treat severely burned civilians – they’re that good.
Actually, the emergency room at BAMC is open to civilians. I think they have some kind of contract with the city. They dread Friday nights, when the partying starts in some of San Antonio’s rougher neighborhoods. Alcohol + gangs + guns = emergency room traffic.