Innocent Bystanders

“Noise” December 27, 2009

Here’s a map showing the 877 snowfall records set last week.

The Gore Effect Is Everywhere!

And that’s not all, for the week ending Dec 13th, there were 815 new snowfall records set. December 2009 is shaping up to be quite the snowmaker.

via Watts Up With That?

Here in Dallas, by the way, we had our first white Christmas in over 80 years.

Of course, the AGW alarmists dismiss such observations as “noise” in the data which does not challenge the “settled” science of catastrophic warming caused by CO2.

Noise.  It’s a term which conjures up static on the radio, mere “interference” with the broadcast that must be tolerated.  “Noise” matters not, you must simply ignore it to hear the program. Watch for that term “noise.”  It’s a favorite of Al Gore, for example.

I’ll tell you what it means.  It means “pixie dust.”  It means “I can’t explain what is happening.”

Most importantly, it really means “my CO2-based AGW hypothesis has been falsified”  — and the AGW alarmists don’t want to admit it because there is so much money, power and corruption involved.

The hypothesis has been falsified by:

(1) the missing thermal signature of CO2 in the tropical atmosphere which the IPCC model requires (in order to trigger a water vapor feedback loop), an inconvenient truth that they continue to kick under the rug.  Keep in mind, everyone sorta has to admit that CO2 by itself doesn’t do much.  Even at current concentrations, it’s a teensy weensy bit of the atmosphere (.00038) that soaks up only a teensy weensy bit of the sun’s long-wave radiation at a particular high altitude in the tropics (the tropics account for about 80% of the Earth’s energy budget).  Moreover, we have long since passed CO2 concentrations which are more than sufficient to flag down 99% of that wavelength.  So, a hypothetical  “feedback loop” is necessary in order to make CO2 scary.

(2) new and better data from Antarctic and Greenlandic ice cores showing that CO2 does not cause warming, but is a feedback effect.

(3) the recent demonstration by German physicists, published in International Journal of Modern Physics, that the IPCC model violates the First and Second Laws of Thermodynamics (i.e., their predictions are impossible) and that the atmosphere does not faintly resemble a greenhouse.  (Because, there’s no frickin’ glass wall around the planet to make it a closed system.)  In other words, ignore Al Gore when he smugly asserts that the “greenhouse effect” has been proven in the lab.   He is referring to glass enclosures, not an atmosphere open to space.

(4) both surface station data and new satellite data (which is not subject to distortion from the “urban heat island effect” or rigging by undisclosed computer models used by AGW alarmists) indicate that the warming trend had stopped by 2002 while CO2 continued to increase substantially — which the IPCC model does not permit.  Whoa, it’s really getting noisy, huh?

(5) recent publication, in a prestigious peer reviewed journal, of evidence that the modern global warming correlates with CFCs interacting with cosmic radiation, and does not correlate with CO2.  Unfortunately for the politicians, bureaucrats and grant pimps, CFCs are a problem that has already been fixed, and the ozone holes over the poles are repairing themselves.

How can the AGW alarmists maintain their religion in the face of such science?

And, by the way, has climatology even earned the status of a science?   There was an interesting observation in the article linked at #3 above — the climatologists you read about today never took a single course in climatology when they were in college.  The field did not exist.  They are making stuff up as they go along to invent this new “ology.”

Most of what you read about global warming is not actually science, i.e., the application of the scientific method to observed data to test an hypothesis.  It’s computer modeling based on assumptions that are literally pulled out of one’s ass (about stuff we don’t know like the actual effect of cloud cover at various altitudes), and breathless predictions about the awful things that could happen if AGW accelerates, like the drowning of London if the Greenland and Arctic ice sheets melt real fast.  (Last I read, the retreat of the northern ice sheets had stopped and they are starting to rebuild, and the Antarctic ice sheet continues to grow to record levels.)

Mark my words.  You are going to hear a lot about “noise” in the weeks and months to come.

Update:  Bonus Graph Below the Break

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