Bulletproof Vest Test Goes Wrong March 31, 2009
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Not a joke.
It’s hard to believe people can be this stupid, and film it.
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Diving Is Safe And Easy March 31, 2009
Posted by Edward von Bear in Ducks, Economics, Entertainment, Family, Food, Heroes, History, Humor, Literature, Lurkers, Man Laws, Music, News, Personal Experiences, Politics, Science, Sex, Sports.Tags: Diving, F*ck Salt!, Fat Guy, Swimming, Teh Funnee
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And this is what to expect when I get on the board:
Emergency Request: What to Do With Kids in Las Vegas? March 30, 2009
Posted by Lipstick in Crime, Terrorist Hemorrhoids, Women Ranting.comments closed
AARRGH! Mr. L’s best friend and wife and 2 kids just showed up and we have no idea what to do to entertain the little darlings. For 5 days.
Two boys, age 2 and 4. Or 3 and 5, I can never keep that straight.
Somebody *glaring at Mr. L* got the dates wrong and we’re just not prepared. The only thing I can think of is Circus Circus, Kid Zone (or whatever they call it) and watching the mermaids at The Silverton.
I humbly appeal to you parents for HELP!
Great Moments In Pointeless Fights March 30, 2009
Posted by Edward von Bear in Crime, Ducks, Economics, Entertainment, Family, Food, Gardening, Handblogging, Humor, Law, Literature, Lurkers, Movies, Music, Personal Experiences, Politics, Religion, Science, Sex.Tags: Fight, Is Anybody Here?, Old People
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Church seems like an appropriate place to slug someone:
Or watching the usual IB Editorial Meeting:
Or, finally, MCPO and Brewfan meet:
Easily Amused? March 29, 2009
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Why yes, some people are. Here, for example, is the average reader of The Hostages, laughing at the witticisms on offer at their blog.
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According to an online free translator, the text at the beginning is Swedish for “able husband had funny.”
Like Rosetta.
Random Saturday Crap March 28, 2009
Posted by daveintexas in Food, Movies, Politics, Sex, Travel.comments closed
So I went in to the office this morning, which I do pretty much every Saturday morning. Not because I can’t work from home, it’s just a good time to visit with execs, it’s quiet, you can think (if you feel like it).
Or you can goof off (which is what I felt like) and nobody gives you any shit about it, cause, hey, you’re up here on a Saturday. I pretty much get a pass on anything I do at work on a Saturday as long as I keep my pants on.
Couple of new pics for the office. Wasn’t quite sure where to put em, I’m not a gay decorator.
If I were a gay decorator, I wouldn’t like windmills and MC-130s. That’s how you can tell I’m not one.
What’s an MC-130?
The MC-130H Combat Talon II. It has a bulging radome up front because it’s happy to see you.
It’s one of the several ways the USAF can deliver a Special Ops team into your neighborhood to fuck up your whole day, that’s what. When I was a young man I used to work on these. I didn’t change the oil or anything, not that changing the oil isn’t important. I did other things. I can’t tell you what they were. Not because they’re classified or anything, I just can’t remember what they were.
In case you like windmills and stuff, see here. Otherwise someone will be along in a bit to post something that’s actually interesting.
The Legend Of Old Rip March 28, 2009
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I’ll bet you thought there was no reason at all to visit Eastland, Texas.
Well, now you know better.
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For Lipstick While She’s Away At The IBMMP March 26, 2009
Posted by Edward von Bear in Ducks, Family, Food, Gardening, Handblogging, Heroes, Law, Literature, Lurkers, Man Laws, News, Philosophy, Politics.Tags: Ferrets, Hi There!, IBMMP
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Just so you know March 25, 2009
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This is about how Retired Geezer plays ping pong. If he comes to the get-together and asks if you want to “make a friendly wager just to keep it interesting,” I’d advise caution.
A Beagle in his Natural Habitat March 24, 2009
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Guarding the manor. He’s wearing his “squirrels, fuck with me on pain of death” look. It’s kinda cute.
And Now, For Your Viewing Pleasure, A Brief Video Of Eagles Throwing Goats Off A Cliff March 24, 2009
Posted by Edward von Bear in Commenting Tips, Crime, Ducks, Economics, Entertainment, Food, Gardening, Handblogging, Lurkers, Man Laws, News, Science, Sex, Sports.Tags: Goatse?, nature Is Brutal, Not Brevityish, WOW!
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It’s nature, so how can we interfere or criticize?
Warning:
Video may not meet the Sobek Brevity Seal of Approval.
Innocent Bystanders 
Exclusive Video Of Retired Geezer After Winning At Table Tennis March 27, 2009
Posted by Edward von Bear in Blogroll, Commenting Tips, Ducks, Economics, Entertainment, Family, Food, Gardening, Handblogging, Heroes, Lurkers, Man Laws, News, Religion, Science, Sex, Sports.Tags: celebrate!, Drunk
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And after that celebration, he partied like a champion: