Ladies, Your Hair Looks OK March 9, 2008
Posted by Michael in News.trackback
Really. Stop worrying. I don’t know why women are so nervous about their hair. Run a comb through it and get on with your life.
And don’t argue with your stylist about this. She did her best. If you’re not happy, go somewhere else next time.
WASHINGTON, Penn. – A hairstylist shot an unhappy client after she complained about her haircut, police said.
Lauren Newton, 28, was getting her hair cut Thursday at the home of Monique Reed when the two began to argue about the style, police said.
“She (Reed) went to the bedroom, got a gun, fired a shot in the ceiling,” Police Chief James Blyth said. Newton, who was trying to flee with her sister, was then shot in the lower back, he said.
Stylist accused of shooting client – Criminal weirdness- msnbc.com
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Innocent Bystanders 
Wow, talk about a “hair” trigger eh? Ba-dump bump!
The split-ends justify the means?
A nasty parting of the ways?
They have too much tress in their lives.
A bad cut, eh? Well, you know what they say: Hair today, gone tomorrow.
We don’t know how bad of a teasing she received, but it’s too bad she couldn’t just brush it off.
As a man who just received a bad haircut, I’m highly disappointed with your objectification and callous disregard for us. You may think it’s funny, but as you type, ask yourself “Would I want my friend with a bad haircut reading this?”
“Would I want my friend with a bad haircut reading this?”
Ace said you were bald-headed…
No, that’s me you’re thinking of.
And I do have a few hairs on the top of my head.
At least five, maybe six, I think.
A really bad hair day.
As a man who just received a bad haircut, I’m highly disappointed with your objectification and callous disregard for us.
Steve, personally I don’t give a rat’s ass about your objectification.
Nor do I care that women in general are objectified. Women are sex objects; that is why God put them on this planet.
All I care about is whether I am being objectified. That’s why I hate Dave. He gets all the attention with his slick Texas goober schtick.
I will argue that one cannot be both slick and a goober.
Or are you saying that he’s so slick that his gee-willickers hayseed country bumpkin goober thing is just a…ploy?
I will argue that one cannot be both slick and a goober.
Au contraire, my ginny brother.
Dave is the shiznit. No ploy. Some chicks just dig a goob. Maybe not for marrying, but for pleasure. Draw your own.
Or are you saying that he’s so slick that his gee-willickers hayseed country bumpkin goober thing is just a…ploy?
Duh. That guy is slicker than snot on an overcooked slimy asparagus.
oh shucks.
shucks.
^
See what I mean?
*shrugs
I had a VW Golf in my college days. It was missing the little mirror on the flip-down visor on the passenger side. A couple of dates would flip that thing down every time they were in the car and would sigh with disappointment. One time I was sitting in the car eating lunch on my work break and I found a piece of paper and pen and wrote “Your hair and makeup look fine” and stuck it up there where the mirror was supposed to be and forgot about it. A month or two later, I picked up one of those girls and, as I was driving, she flipped the thing down. She started gasping for breath. She laughed so hard I thought she was going to die. It took a long time, but the payoff was worth it.
“payoff” you say?
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The thong one looks oddly out of place.
Or maybe not. Not sure.