Modesty Is Dying

Jeebers.

Here’s a picture of a model displaying swim wear (by somebody named Zimmerman) during Australian Fashion Week. At the moment, it is prominently displayed in my Yahoo sidebar as one of the most emailed pictures.

I’m wondering what makes this picture so appealing.

Maybe:

1. Her honey-blond tresses.

2. Her big pouty mouth.

3. Her sullen, smoldering eyes.

4. The creative, fashion-forward design of the swimsuit.

5. Something else that’s, erm, in the lower quadrant of the picture.

Call me old fashioned, but I’m thinking the casual public display of camel toe has gone far enough. I get the impression this suit was designed  to maximize the pooter exposure. You gotta wonder if they picked the model with this in mind.

Guys like some mystery  about these things, for Pete’s sake. I’m not interested in getting this much information about a chick’s pooter unless it’s personally relevant  for me under the circumstances. If you know what I mean. And I think you do.

Here’s my excellent musical selection for this post. C’mon, try it. It’s actually a pretty good song.

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