Stoats and Weasels and Such — Updated March 15, 2009
Posted by Lipstick in Crime, Terrorist Hemorrhoids, Travel.trackback
So, we were wondering around Napier, New Zealand and they have a wildlife sort of museum/information station. Check out the rather alarming stuffed stoat (or weasel, I don’t know):
Back off, Asshole!
Yeah, I’m lookin at you. What are you lookin at? You think I’m funny?
Can’t we all just get along?
Sure, if that hopped up stoat or weasel will give it a rest.
Helpful guide to ID the perp who bit your nuts off.
I share cause I love. Yep.
UPDATE: Boris shows his fangs:
Yeah, look at me, all fierce and stuff. So, uh, you have a treat for me?
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Innocent Bystanders 
Thanks for the post, Lipstick. We have company, so I’m mostly offline this weekend.
STAB IT!!!!!
or at least sick it on LauraW, she stole my shovel.
and then when it’s running to LauraW grab a knife and stab it!!!
STAB IT!!!
I’ve got all kind of crap to throw up at the last minute. 🙂
There’s even a compos-lite story in the hopper.
Pinto, I’m not stabbing a defenseless little cute furry fang bearing thing. Unless it bites and won’t let go, like my white ferret.
I have to scruff her to get her to let go.
TRAITOR!!!
STAB IT!!
“oh I’m so cute you should allow me into your family.” That is PRECISELY WHEN YOU SHOULD STAB IT!!!
STAB IT!!!
“oh I’m so cute you should allow me into your family.”
That is precisely how she got in. Sneakily.
When the Missus and her sister were in ANZAC Land, they went to one museum that was nothing but bones of animals and people posed to resemble everyday life. There was a display of human bones as if the fella was reading his paper, with dog bones arranged to look as though Fido were sitting loyally next to him. And so on.
I forget which country it was.
See this guy? I danced with him tonight. To a FAST SONG. !!
Of course, I didn’t look anywhere near that good doing it. BUT STILL.
Duuude! That’s some kick-ass dancing!!
*Dreaming of being light and throwable like Peely*
so you dance with gay guys.
We didn’t do anything like that…just a regular dance. It was still awesome. I ran around afterward finding everyone I knew and getting high-fives, because he’s a world-class dancer.
That’s what I thought, too, WP, but according to his myspace page, he’s straight. And only 24.
Some squirrelly-lookin’ taxidermy in those first two pics. Were they very old specimens?
Yeah, they made the first one’s body look like a tube sock.
Don’t know about the age, but they didn’t look like sprightly specimens.
Squirrels?!?!
ARRRROOROROROROOOROROOROOOOOO!
So Moses, what you going to do with a squirrel if you catch one?
So a ferret is larger than a weasel? I would have sworn it was the other way around. Now I’m ready for final jeopardy.
The last time I caughted one THE MAN made a loud noise with a stick.
Great, first Sox starts commenting over at the cool place, and now Moses is taking over here. Too bad he shares an avatar with a professional goober.
And for the love of all that is holy, can someone push this post down. The first pic is creeping out Sox. (and me)
He has alignment problems. And needs a toothbrush.
Fixed that for you Brad.
🙂
He has alignment problems.
Does that mean that he has been dominated by an intelligent weapon?
They are very bendy.