Poop Splash

Poop Splash September 12, 2011

Posted by Retired Geezer in Art, Ballistics.
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This video is from the guy who shot the high-speed video of shooting a gun underwater.

Enjoy.

Comments

1. Retired Geezer - September 12, 2011: So you see, Teh Hostages aren’t the only ones that can lower your expectations.
2. skinbad - September 12, 2011: Ballistics. heh
3. OBF - September 12, 2011: And all this time I thought all toilets had a built-in bidet.

Another dream fades away…..
4. Mitchell - September 12, 2011: In the past toilet makers used to use ping pong balls to determine how well their designs flushed. That is why all the early low-flush toilets sucked so badly. It turns out that people don’t poop ping pong balls. Well, I do ever since the Unfortunate Captain Kangaroo Incident, but that’s just me. Now they use a bean-curd medium since it resembles poo in density & texture. It was originally obtained from an asian cuisine restaraunt near one of the test facilities. The restaraunt owners were not amused to hear how their food was being used.
5. Mitchell - September 12, 2011: restaraunt? Good Lord. restaurant dammit!
6. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere - September 12, 2011: 1. How do you expect teh dingleberries to grow if you don’t water them?

2. Slowly poop a long strand without pinching it off, and you solve this problem. I thought everyone knew this.

geeeezzzz.
7. Retired Geezer - September 12, 2011: I solve the problem by flushing, fourteen milliseconds before… uh… Splashdown.
8. daveintexas - September 12, 2011: HAVE YOU EVER HAD A GHOST POOPIE WHERE YOU ARE SURE YOU POOPED SOMETHING BUT WHEN YOU LOOKED IN THERE WAS NOTHING THERE?
9. Michael - September 12, 2011: Mitchell at No. 4:

That was the most awesomely horrible comment in the history of the intertubes.

I salute you, sir. You have my undying respect.
10. Michael - September 12, 2011: Another way to solve this problem would be to just poop in a pool and then swipe water toward the skimmer baskets.

Not sayin’ I’ve done this. Just sayin’ it would work.
11. Mitchell - September 12, 2011: I salute you, sir. You have my undying respect.

Yay! I’m finally somebody!
12. Tushar - September 12, 2011: Now somebody needs to solve the ‘dual streams’ problem.
13. Michael - September 12, 2011: Yeah, Tushar. I’m thinking toilets really should be wider.

Who cares if the girls fall in? That’s their problem.
14. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere - September 12, 2011: *wipes screen off*
15. Saturday Matinee – Personal Hygiene, Leave It To Beaver, Ramones, DC5, MGMT « Tacky Raccoons - September 24, 2011: […] Let’s get this one out of the way first. State of the art physics demonstration explores and remedies a common benign malady known as “poop splash.” [via]. […]
16. The kid in Caddyshack - September 24, 2011: Another way to solve this problem would be to just poop in a pool and then swipe water toward the skimmer baskets.

DOOKIE !!!