ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes! June 18, 2009
Posted by geoff in Music, News, Politics.trackback
I need a little help here, ‘cuz while I normally unquestioningly believe everything the Obama administration says, I’m suddenly having trouble following the timelines of their statements. Maybe you can sort it out for me:
Date | The Quote | My Thoughts |
12/19/08 | “The economy is in much worse shape than we thought it was in,” Biden told me…” | Of course it is. Evil Bushies… |
2/17/09 | In Denver yesterday, President Obama signed his economic stimulus bill, … In his remarks, which are generating largely positive coverage, Obama sounded a cautiously optimistic tone about the country’s economic prospects, and touted the legislation as a step to preserve the “American dream.” | Oooohhh yeah! Now we’re cooking with gas! |
3/6/09 | On a day when the number of Americans out of work reached a 25- year high, President Obama made a visit to a place where he could show just how in fact his stimulus plan really is saving jobs. …The president insists today the nation is now on the right track.(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP) BARACK OBAMA, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: “There were those who argued that our recovery plan was unwise and unnecessary.” |
Fools! Cretins! Can’t they see how wrong they are? “Unwise and unnecessary?” Hmmph!! It’s already working, morons! |
3/13/09 | Larry Summers sounded a note of cautious optimism today about President Obama’s stimulus plan, the Washington Post reports. While it’s way too early to assess its “broader economic impact,” Obama’s chief economic adviser called it “moderately encouraging” that consumer spending appears to be back on track. | See? See? That’s just how easy it is when you get the right team on the job!! |
4/14/09 | President Barack Obama said Monday the $787 billion economic stimulus plan is beginning to take hold and that work is coming in “ahead of schedule and under budget.” | Yay!! Finally the disastrous policies of the Bush administration are dispelled! Thank you Barack!! |
4/29/09 | “The hangover from the Bush administration is even worse than we thought,” Congresswoman Carolyn B. Maloney, chairman of the Joint Economic Committee, said in a statement. “These numbers reflect a drawdown in business inventories and continued weakness in the housing and commercial real estate markets. Americans are starting to spend more and I’m optimistic that we will begin to see the effects of the stimulus next quarter.” | But I thought…Oh well, I guess Bush was extra persistently evil |
5/28/09 | President Obama refocused on the economy yesterday, asserting that at its 100-day mark, his $787 billion stimulus bill is already paying dividends, and that the economy is showing some promise. | Uh, OK. Kinda sounds the same as 6 weeks ago, though. But at least we’ve finally exorcised the Bush demons from the economy! |
6/14/09 | [Following announcement of May unemployment numbers] “The economy was worse off when we made the assessment than anyone thought it was.” | But you said… |
I guess I need to open my mind, somehow.
I need to turn and face the strain.
Time may change me — I can’t trace time.
OK, Barack, I get that.
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Thanks, Michael. I want to make sure that the essential point gets through – that they can’t say their program is working, and then claim that it’s Bush’s fault when it’s not working.
Sort it out? That’s above my pay grade.
I depend on geoff to explain “complicated” things. Like why am I so edgy at certain times of the month?
David Bowie makes everything better.
(Just kidding; I love Labyrinth, but Jareth must scare the crap out of most kids.)
Whomever told David Bowie he could sing is most likely the same sadistic asshole who led Obama to run for president.
>> Like why am I so edgy at certain times of the month?
Mortgage payment?
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Something like that I’m sure. Mom mentioned something about a monthly bill arriving.
I loved Labyrinth. My kids loved it too.
The only Bowie recordings that I can listen to with any sense of appreciation are those that involve SRV.
I love David Bowie. Always have. Michael knows it.
I’m sorry David’s gonna have to turn and face the strain (or strange) now himself… living in BERMUDA and having some new neighbors from GITMO. Poor guy. Maybe he can take up hand gun ownership or the like. Btw – Britain is pissed that Bermuda agreed to take the Gitmo-guys.
Huh, I started looking up the lyrics, and the websites are divided about whether he’s facing the “strain” or the “strange.”
Michigan unemployement is 14.1%. Up a a whole 1.2% in one month. Jenny blames it on John Engler and Bush. I’m sure she’d throw Regean in there, too, if she could.
I can only imagine how much worse it would be w/o the stimulus. @@.
I just saw Geoff’s chart (linked to NRO) on Boortz’ site. He is still getting around
We like Labyrinth a lot. The part where Bowie wanders around the Escher landscape is cool.
I know the guy who does the “Contact Juggling” with the glass balls. He was standing behind Bowie doing it by feel.
I bought a book and video to try to learn that but I’m pretty weak at it.
When Blogidaho got a Boortz link I got a zillion hits in one day. It was for the World’s Ugliest Dog.
Best line in the movie Labyrinth, when young Jennifer Connelly confronts the Goblin King, David Bowie, and says:
“You have no power over me.”
Played this video at a church youth group lock in for middle-school age kids, and they loved it.
I’m not a big David Bowie fan, but I do like these songs:
Ashes To Ashes (ugh, terrible video)
Five Years
Pallas Athena
Modern Love
If I’m Dreaming My Life
Rock N Roll Suicide
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You’re really reaching, lw. Yeah.
Though the story might attract Rosetta. He’s all about growing bigger and better potatoes and carrots.
He’s all about growing bigger and better potatoes and carrots.
Well he certainly likes planting them.
Heh. Great explanation column.
Maybe this will make the media too, I saw your graph on Fox and Friends this morning (I don’t know if they attributed it to you).
know the guy who does the “Contact Juggling” with the glass balls. He was standing behind Bowie doing it by feel.
It was Michael Moschen, right retired geezer? I have his video, it’s optically delusionistically fantastic.
I’m blaming Harry S. Truman. It’s obvious where the buck stops!!
Time to hit the road. I’ll see y’all when I get to CO.
At least growing carrots is a hobby.
The people who win umpty-jillion dollars and then decide to start a business are the ones who really boggle the mind.
“Yay! I’m rich! Now I have enough money to buy a job!”
Take care geoff, drive safely
Stay safe, Geoff. You are loved and precious to many.
It was Michael Moschen, right retired geezer? I have his video, it’s optically delusionistically fantastic.
Yeah! That’s him.
I can almost do one of the simple tricks.
managing umpty-jillions dollars is a job.
I actually wrote a note on FB exploring Labyrinth a bit. I didn’t go into it too much, but basically, Labyrinth is a high quest fantasy in structure, but has a lot more to it than that. Every time I watch it, I notice something new.
Happy trails, geoff.
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