Favorite Headline of the Day March 27, 2008
Posted by skinbad in Law, Lurkers, Travel, Women Ranting.trackback
TSA Forces Woman to Remove Nipple Rings
I guess it’s time for me to move to Canada as well. George Bush’s assault on my pleasant daydreams civil liberties has finally reached a personal level.
The Transportation Security Administration does not have a specific policy addressing nipple rings or any other jewelry, said TSA spokesman Dwayne Baird. Baird said he did not know of the incident Allred mentioned in her statement.
“I’d be really curious to know what this woman had in her nipples,” Baird said.
You and me both, brother. You and me both.
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Innocent Bystanders 
First they came for the nipple rings, and nobody cared.
If this story doesn’t bring Wicked Pinto back on-line, teh internets is dead to me.
“The woman was given a pair of pliers in order to remove the rings in her nipples,”
Ouchie.
I hope they had the decency to give her some of those straight pretzels to use as placeholders.
Is there a bigger publicity hound out there, anywhere, then Gloria Allred? I think not.
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Well i know i feel safer.
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Sounds painful. Bush- what a spoilsport.
“Our security officers are well-trained to screen individuals with body piercings in sensitive areas with dignity and respect while ensuring a high level of security,” the agency said in a statement.
“I’m sorry sir, but you’ll have to remove that chain from your nose that leads down into your pants and connect to your penisOMYGOD!WHATDIDYOUDOTOYOURSELFYOUSICKFUCK?!?!?!
The nipple rings could have been used to disguise something hidden in her breasts, or bra. By removing the rings, they were able to determine nothing else remained.