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Ugly Demise July 20, 2022

Posted by geoff in News.

Adding insult to injury (or, in this case, death):

A former Russian biathlon star-turned pilot and two wealthy Russian tourists on a £4,250 sightseeing trip were killed in a helicopter crash on Saturday, before being dragged away and gnawed by bears, according to reports.

My dad once had a surgery and my brother asked him how he was doing. “I feel like I’ve been eaten by wolves and sh*t off a cliff,” was his reply.

I think “I feel like I crashed in a helicopter and got eaten by bears” conveys the same sort of sentiment.


1. Jimbro - July 20, 2022

Tough way to leave this existence. The only consolation might be that they were dead on impact.

Your dad’s colloquialism game is/was on point! I envy those who can turn a phrase so artfully.

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