Chuck E. “Bad Touch” Cheese May 2, 2009
Posted by Pupster in Crime, Food, Law, Lurkers, News, Women Ranting.trackback
A woman has filed a lawsuit against Chuck E Cheese, claiming the beloved mouse character at a child-theme restaurant put his paws where they didn’t belong. Jennifer Sorbello, 22, of Arnold, filed the suit Tuesday in St. Louis County Circuit Court, accusing a man dressed in the mascot costume, William Thigpen (AKA Rosetta), of groping her breast.
What? You wanted motorboat?
I might have embellished the quote for some extra drama and stuff.
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Innocent Bystanders 
People should know better than to let Rosetta wear a costume.
The suit says it happened Aug. 2, 2008…
Her stepfather captured in incident in a photo but didn’t know it until after they reviewed the pictures, the lawyer said.
Hmmm…sounds kinda fishy to me. File suit 8 months later?
I wonder if she stayed around and had pizza and a pitcher of Bud to go with the assault, battery, and emotional distress?
She went back the next night hoping for a two-fer.
Oh good. I have a fallback job thingy.
Awesomeness/
Actual Phone Conversation with local Chuck E. Cheese hostess:
Pup: Yeah, I’m planning a Birthday Party for my 7 year old.
Hostess: Okay Great! How many kids and how many adults?
Pup: Well, I estimate 13 kids and…12 adults. Wait, do you serve beer?
Hostess: Yes, we do…
Pup: Make that 24 adults.
Can’t be Rosie, since the touch-ee was a woman.
Pups, it frequently takes a long time before someone files suit. The lawyers spend a long time writing angry demand letters to insurance companies. They don’t file suit until Plaintiff gets a definitive rejection letter or the statute of limitations is about to run.
Still, you ask the right question — if Plaintiff was so emotionally scarred, what was her behavior immediately afterwards? Something for discovery, depositions, and security camera analysis.
Scandi Humor about Michael’s Lighter.
http://mitchieville.com/12322/ten-inch-bic/
Yeah, even it the guy in the rat suit grabbed some boobage, do you think it might have been because, oh, I don’t know, he was IN A RAT SUIT AND COULDN’T SEE FOR SHIT??
New version of the Chewbacca defense: the Rat Suit Defense.
If the head doesn’t fit, you must acquit.
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Seriously, it’s comforting when reality wins. Won’t happen very much in the future.
Emotional distress is hot.
Peely Hilton?
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Bad Touch E Cheese has a nice ring.
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