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Chuck E. “Bad Touch” Cheese May 2, 2009

Posted by Pupster in Crime, Food, Law, Lurkers, News, Women Ranting.
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ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH

A woman has filed a lawsuit against Chuck E Cheese, claiming the beloved mouse character at a child-theme restaurant put his paws where they didn’t belong. Jennifer Sorbello, 22, of Arnold, filed the suit Tuesday in St. Louis County Circuit Court, accusing a man dressed in the mascot costume, William Thigpen (AKA Rosetta), of groping her breast.

What?  You wanted motorboat?

What? You wanted motorboat?

I might have embellished the quote for some extra drama and stuff.

Comments

1. Michael - May 2, 2009

People should know better than to let Rosetta wear a costume.

2. Pupster - May 2, 2009

The suit says it happened Aug. 2, 2008…

Her stepfather captured in incident in a photo but didn’t know it until after they reviewed the pictures, the lawyer said.

Hmmm…sounds kinda fishy to me. File suit 8 months later?

I wonder if she stayed around and had pizza and a pitcher of Bud to go with the assault, battery, and emotional distress?

3. Lipstick - May 2, 2009

She went back the next night hoping for a two-fer.

4. daveintexas - May 2, 2009

Oh good. I have a fallback job thingy.

Awesomeness/

5. Pupster - May 2, 2009

Actual Phone Conversation with local Chuck E. Cheese hostess:

Pup: Yeah, I’m planning a Birthday Party for my 7 year old.

Hostess: Okay Great! How many kids and how many adults?

Pup: Well, I estimate 13 kids and…12 adults. Wait, do you serve beer?

Hostess: Yes, we do…

Pup: Make that 24 adults.

6. Edward Von Bear - May 2, 2009

Can’t be Rosie, since the touch-ee was a woman.

7. Sobek - May 2, 2009

Pups, it frequently takes a long time before someone files suit. The lawyers spend a long time writing angry demand letters to insurance companies. They don’t file suit until Plaintiff gets a definitive rejection letter or the statute of limitations is about to run.

Still, you ask the right question — if Plaintiff was so emotionally scarred, what was her behavior immediately afterwards? Something for discovery, depositions, and security camera analysis.

8. Retired Geezer - May 2, 2009

Scandi Humor about Michael’s Lighter.

http://mitchieville.com/12322/ten-inch-bic/

9. xbradtc - May 3, 2009

Yeah, even it the guy in the rat suit grabbed some boobage, do you think it might have been because, oh, I don’t know, he was IN A RAT SUIT AND COULDN’T SEE FOR SHIT??

10. Lipstick - May 3, 2009

New version of the Chewbacca defense: the Rat Suit Defense.

11. Pupster - May 3, 2009

If the head doesn’t fit, you must acquit.

12. lauraw - May 3, 2009

Ha ha haaa

http://tinyurl.com/dcghsy

Seriously, it’s comforting when reality wins. Won’t happen very much in the future.

13. Mrs. Peel - May 3, 2009

Emotional distress is hot.

14. Lipstick - May 3, 2009

Peely Hilton?

🙂

15. doc - May 4, 2009

Bad Touch E Cheese has a nice ring.

16. luka - July 15, 2009

hi chuck

17. tioncia - March 23, 2010

hi are you rely hi
him


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